Google It Google It
Got a nasty rash ?
To the laptop dash
Turn it on and see
What that nasty rash could be !
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Could that boil be cancer?
Best not use the lancer,
Got to check it out,
See what it’s all about.
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit.
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Having trouble on the throne ?
It could be a kidney stone,
Too much calcium I’m sure
Or could it be something more ?
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Ringing in your ear ?
Well help is very near
In WEBmd we trust
It could be tinnitus.
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Do the symptoms fit?
Will I get over it ?
How long have I got ?
Don’t get tied up in a knot
Just Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Check the specification
Of every medication
Just log on and connect
To see every side effect
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Heartburn or indigestion ?
That’s the kind of question
You need the answers quick
So just key it in and click
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
Is it just a chat room rumour
Could this really be a tumour ?
Don’t end up getting stressed
Just put your browser to the test
Oh Google it, google it,
When your tummy hurts a bit
When you’re feeling lousy
Have a little “browsy”
So when you’ve made your diagnosis
And determined your prognosis,
Don’t let your worries breed,
Let the fear and stress recede.
Oh google it, google it,
Find a lovely place to sit,
Enjoy the sun and have a drink
And pull yourself back from the brink !
Copyright © Mike Miller | Year Posted 2019
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