Best Keying Poems

Day and night
Stranger and stalker 
Coffee over break
Snickers while keying
Cookies and crying
Cinnamon to cheer
Drinks and talking 
Chat while driving
Reset...
One, Two, Two
Two, Two, Three
Reset... 
Zero, One, Zero
Four, Two, Four
Reset...
Zero, Two, Zero
Three, Two, Four
The end... 






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Punk Rocker a rebel’s cause?
Oligarchy rules within,
Emotions intact although
Timeless it seems when
Declassified, this
Exacting attention
Soon to reach out to each of us
The persecutor,
Rhythmical with opinion
Organized with intent
Yes with intent when
Enraged, effrontery
Rules. Mean while
Scars that penetrate
Lay within the mind,
Yielding actions that remind one
Life is not always about...

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Got Any Ideas For A Poem?

Ha! That catch phrase
     (kid ding lee writ)
     hoop fully goat yar attention
truth be told, (no...no...
     no...not by me
     boat some tee else of...

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I’m riding on Victoria
like Ferdinand Magellan;
I’ve got this strange conception
that Carnegie’s my melon.
I’m tickling the ivory;
I’m keying like a felon.
Sure, I’m a tad inflated,
but I ain’t no Janet Yellen.
I wasn’t trained classically;
not buying what they’re selling.
But I can blow the doors right off,
get lit like...

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Self Empowerment Of This Shemevdik...

January thirteenth two thousand
and nineteen will complete
mine third score orbitz round the sun,
(I can hardly believe that either)
who as a youth evinced

demure and effete
traits, and now weathered, Ongepatshket,
and plenty seasoned,
I feel ready to greet
a garrulous, humorous, and indecorous

Shikse for an indiscreet
liaison,...

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Mine Mean Mien, Hence Deserved Cross To Bare

Upon reflection of fatherhood,
onset of hands-on schooling 
fraught with narcissism
a role I lept in unaware 
with slim success
unknowingly portending how fatuous

frolics spelled ultimate doom
with theoretical strings attached,
when snagged, sans marry in net
utmost misery ties me psyche in knots
unable...

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October 16th, 2018, A Day At The Market With The Missus

Oft times zee spouse
     lingers at select
     supermarkets (Landis, Redners, 
     and/or Wegmans) without me
(figuratively) taking
     all the time...

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Ahhhh, here I stand
Once again upon the thresholds of you
With a haste of one chased, I cast open a door
Eyes searching, soul reaching, tongue thirsting for
The depth of you

The immeasurable, unfathomable, cool waters green-blue
Washing over the parched angles of my being
Mouth agape drawing breath to...

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Those Pesky Typos

By Elton Camp

Only a second of inattention does it take
To make a funny or serious typing mistake

In English, a single letter or even a space
Can result in embarrassment or disgrace

A sign was painted on a therapist door
As “the rapist,” an error he did...

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Spring in her step, she’s stepped into spring;
Long silence lapsing, she’s longing to sing.

Keying the lock, she unlocks the keys,
Soothing sweet sonnets, soft melodies.

Tuning her pitch, she pitches her tune;
Heavenly choirs, splendidly crooned.

Flirting with flowers, she flits through the hours,
Blossoming, blooming, testing her powers.

Birthing, unearthing...

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A crumb fell in my keyboard
	just where the space bar and letter b are stored.

Couldn’t get it out no matter how I tried to jiggle
	so  there it lay defiant with every wiggle,
inching further down it went
	with every failed attempt.

The crumbs of life
	a blessing given...

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Melodies of the mistrals,
Finger and the cuts,
Were fancy so fancy,
Keying the right notes.
Costumes of the dead,
Scrape and moan,
Against their lonely piano,
Singing and ringing their bells.
Seventy songs lay in a row,
Of choosing which to play,
The rhyme of the chime,
Of playing night to day....

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Comfort rise
No enemies
For centuries
God reward
To help us push forward
Keying with heart
Is a worthy art
Second chance at life 
Never chose to think twice
Through courage you have witnessed
True forgiveness
My beautiful destroyer of sin
Travel the world to see what should have been
Shine for your Savior
Welcome your adventure
Heal the...

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Compassion shown
We were never kept alone
We are our Messiah own
Centuries of written declaration
Jesus Christ inauguration
Our Creator invitation
We honor his Heavenly inscriptions
Keying his Kingdom
Blessed within wisdom
Our Faith laid in God temple walls
His words shall never fall
Our Lord Jesus Christ leads
These hearts shall never want in need
Every...

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Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact information
such as risqué photographs
of seductively posing nymphs
linkedin to Facebook Messenger)
stored...

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