Matthew Harris Poet Free verse

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Ha! That catch phrase
     (kid ding lee writ)
     hoop fully goat yar attention
truth be told, (no...no...
     no...not by me
     boat some tee else of course)
     mine min (yute) yen
for light banter i.e. badinage,

     (this horny toad juiced ribbing...
     frog git about it), yea,
     I know that punning
     while keying (NOT SAFE),
     sometimes dill lutes
     ma serious pickling attempt ren
doors an unsuspecting reader
     (bajillion times out of zero) pen

ultimately probably discourages,
     an increased virtual fanbase,
     rectified by the following asinine
     non-sequitur (a come men
dib bull double
     entendre) totally tubularly
     barbed with Freudian
     slip age, that ken

figuratively grab immediate
     interest of hen
pecked recipients (with pock marks
     to prove such assertion)
     might strongly concur even
without being aware how
     psychoanalysis willy thrust
significance of phallus

     in everyday affairs,
     particularly how peppy 
     (even after applying 
     WD-40) can rust
and/or atrophy as if cell bait,
     hence thee dick cree,     
     that intercourse a must
(as told by this husband
     
     in a sexless marriage 
     as a result, I might
     join a convent) as a lust
result, either that or
     go set me a 
     watch woman as mistress
     tubby integrated within
     my private life

     even if one 
     needs tubby bussed
from the outer limits of the
     sterling twilight 
     zona pellucida ideally,
     where love of c**t tree and
     priapism maketh sea men go bust!

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