Best Keep Fit Poems

Swan Lake 
Toes ache

Can't sleep
Count sheep

Eat slow
Don't throw

Won race
First place

Do crime 
Serve time 

Drink gin
Room spin

Keep fit
Don't sit 

Up late
Bed waits

Cold spell
Wrap well

Don't smoke
You'll choke

Don't bore 
They'll snore 

Drink wine 
Cloud nine

Black ice
Think twice

Good wife
No strife

Aim high
Touch sky

First kiss
Don't miss

Dry plains
Need rains

Red rose
Pleased nose 

Beach...

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My New Years resolution is not to make any more New Years resolutions!
I've made 'em in the past but they died on the craggy shoals of the Aleutians!
I'd swear to ease up on the vittles but I caught those scales lyin' to me.
I tried to...

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Think Spring!
      Smile! Say Hi!
    Keep fit/Stay spry
       Think Spring!

       Think Spring!
    Read up on baseball
   Talk with a y'all...

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So much for my ideas of slowing down,
Taking it easy just sitting watching TV.
I moved to a peaceful seaside town,
Since then I have found a few things occupy me.

I play bridge at least three times every week,
Read poems with a group on Thursday afternoons,
For extra...

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Its sonorous tone has struck the hours for well over a hundred years,
But time hath surely taken its toll on its weary wheels and gears.
'Tis built of sturdy oak by craftsmen who took pride in their guild.
My old friend stands nigh seven feet tall and...

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I was fit and feisty at fifty
It was no big deal
Because that's how half a century
Is supposed to feel.

In my sixties I'll take stock
Start making great plans
Ignoring all the 'you cant's'
And embracing all the 'I cans'.

Can I be sexy at sixty?
and try all the fashions...

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Cheap entertainment 

We didn’t need computers
To keep us entertained
We didn’t need no Donkey Kong
We had that Ludo game
We didn’t need no gadgets
To count the steps, we’ve gone
We just had a skipping rope
And the salt and pepper song
We didn’t need no fancy gym
Helping us keep fit
We...

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An old uncle we used to call Tit
So lazy he won't try to keep fit,
His belly he should loose
He could not see his shoes,
In a barrow he had to push it....

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i may call it a leaflet 
i may call it a handbill
 
but don’t you notice 
a large number of gossips 
is natant in the air 

do you admit that the fuming heart 
that’s  glorifying the plate 
should be made a must-read 
for any...

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MYSTERIOUS HABITATS


Wonderful is the monument Tajmahal
It buries mysterious human track mole
It bears the memory of a love that compelled
To activate many to shed blood in sweat
It casts the reminiscence of a love forced
To shed blood and to jail in, his true owner


Mysterious trends of trapping...

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Awesome texture,
Banofee pie,
Captivating flavours,
Delicious, delicious pie,
Enormous portion sizes,
Forever in my dreams,
Gorging myself senseless,
Happy endorphines kicking in,
In vigorous feeling,
Just scrummy,
Keep fit is what I need,
Longing for more,
My self esteem raging,
Naughty but so nice,
Over indulgence,
Punishing ones mind, body and soul,
Queasy,
Roaring aches,
Stomach aches,
Turbulance,
Unkind words,
Vivacious mood,
Wonderful warm feeling,
Xanthic,
Yearning for...

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ALL FOR TODAY

A bright morning 
Full of expectation
It was the D-day
The day I’m to have
Her silhouette unveiled.

Contemplated if I’m to travel 
Or to wait till morrow
No longer to be delayed
For the day has come.

I laugh at myself 
As several questions 
Slip off my mouth
Am I...

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There's a pretty little filly, had my eyes on for a while.
She walks like a true lady, with eyes that beguile.
I saw her first one morning, running to keep fit
I was interested straight away, my heart fluttered a bit.
Now to formulate a plan, how I...

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Often times when we glance at the mirror
Staring through its lens in powdered face.
We marvel, we wonder and ponder
Over the physical flesh.

O! Do you sometimes cry
Wishing you were carved from the finest of marble,
Or you smile when showers of compliment flood your being?

If only beauty...

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When I eat I have the discipline to stop, 
and I make effort to burn calories off, 
you snack all day everyday snacking is non stop, 
unwilling to make effort I make you're a lazy sod 

Then you blame society and shame me for fat...

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