Best Just For Fun Poems

Women wore corsets
Men trundled round
Magical mushrooms
grew out of the ground

Everyone terrified
Of the dragon breathing fire
The far fetched stories
The jolly town cryer

Always so happy
Nobody knows why
It was the magical mushrooms
Everyone was high...

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A woman walks into a coffee shop, 
sits at the counter. 

Right next to her is a gentleman 
reading his newspaper.

His face buried in his daily
 without looking 
he reaches out
takes one finger 
from her Kit Kat bar.

She can't believe what she just saw. 
Clearly...

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These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED POLECAT
  drunk skunk

HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
  pig gig

  SPICY WILDCAT
  peppered leopard

FELINE HEAD WEAR
  cat...

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Winning contests pleases folk;
Losing makes ‘em shrug.
Write a lot and go for broke;
Get that writing bug.

Try new forms and have a blast;
Enter, have a ball.
Nothing wrong with coming last;
Laugh about it all.

for Joe’s I just can’t win contest
Using the 7/5 trochee, a form created by...

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She invited me into her lavender bath
I'm a ships captain and feeling quite daft
Though I was feeling absurd
I took her at her word
You should see where I moored my craft

With three suitors she could take her pick 
The stress and worry was making her sick...

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Birds flurry...
Frenzy feed...
Gold Finches...

Nuthatchers...
Red Cardinals...
Male Blue Jay...

House Finches...
Some Sparrows...
Nairy Crow...

Brown Thrashers...
Mockingbirds...
Come to stay...

Spring has sprung...
Blueberries...
Bloom blossoms...

Spring still ify......

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Can't think of anything right now that will rhyme,
So i am just going to write for the heck of it. 
Sorry for nothing interesting today, 
I actually have nothing to say at all, sorry readers....

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Rhyme Royal is half as long as sonnet
Maybe more intriguing for brevity
What can be written from under bonnet
With only seventy syllables, test one's ability
Writing rhyme royal during aridity
The C rhymes could be a short summary
New idea to share that's arbitrary...

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A team were given a task.                                       ...

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What do you say that we take a break 
From all of our old routines,
What would it look like, how would it feel,	
Do we even know what that means?
Of course, it wouldn’t mean I love you less
Or my old love is any less real.

Like say...

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just for fun
fun to make
make a castle
castles at stake
stakes are high
high waters rise
rise above this
this dark sky
sky turns blue
blue birds fly
fly me away
away this time...

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There's an old woman living in a shack
Seems she had a stink coming from a crack
Then COVID came and destroyed
Peoples' sense of smell and left a void
Now all her friends and family are back 

About no one/picture depicts no one I know or hope no...

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glad you forgave me
thanks so much for the wine--gee
it sure tastes funny

princess who smooched prince
morphed into a--ribbit--frog
magic gone awry

thanks for listening
just needing some good advice--
pastor, you still there?

birthday girl age three
waist deep in expensive gifts
plays with bags and bows

big bright birthday bash
gifts cake punch games...

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Big ole eyes
big ole hips
big ole lips
sink ships...

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WISH COLLECTOR

To the collector of wishes
I wish you well
Perhaps you’ve lost mine
within your pail

To the collector of wishes
Please recheck
Perhaps its still there
Within its depths

To the collector of wishes
My hopes are slim
Perhaps some new stars
Are much too dim

To the collector of wishes
I’ll wish anew
Perhaps maybe this...

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