Best Items Poems

If my house was on fire
I would grab some attire
To go outside in the nude
Would be considered rude!

If my house was on fire
One thing I would require
Would be my mobile phone
I’d call my hubby and moan

If my house was on fire
The item I’d most desire
Would...

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Oh goodness the house is on fire, 
And so is the one across the street,
And the one next door, I’m scared, 
And frantic and overpowered with smoke!
I hear the fire crackling 
And voices and feel intense heat,
I have to run, and save some
Of my treasures,...

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Oh, those darned things are
Never there when I need them!
Always somewhere else.
Usually left idle
In that moment I forget....

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wife has given a list of few items to buy
                        husband after seeing has exhaled a big sigh
    ...

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This little wristwatch is worth a look see.
On the face is a picture of Hopalong Cassidy.

Here is a Topps rookie card of Mike Schmidt.
Over five hundred home runs he hit.

This is John and Yoko on a vinyl forty-five.
Unfortunately, the man is no longer alive.

Here is...

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rules to play by
ring the bell then knock on wood
one good turn deserves another

take one thing replace it with another
stalking a box
circled with chaos
we only have eachother

take out your name replace it with a new age
in the center stage its all the rage
down right fist...

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A vibrating capsule is oversized, overrated and not baked in an oven. It is wise to pour a blanket made from the most exquisite papaya. Very very comfortable it is. Rolling in juices said a stone. Hills outcrop adjusted not to modern plans. Caused infringement...

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I miss you,
little dark splinter
rolled up by
the light that shines behind
my bad eye:
and when it snowed,
and when it rained-
into the sea
all you had to do was pick up and ride:
bare out the freeze.

I'm squatting homemade
mud paths;
It's all no good.
How can we not be helping you?
There's...

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I thought I would share some of my favorite items that I use frequently. They are materialistic and in all honestly most I could live without! Whoopie pies are a dessert that resembles two chocolate cake like cookies with cream in the middle. 

A good...

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There are two items I have for sale,            
             it’s on clearance and they tell a tale.
One afternoon down in Town Square,
...

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Views on life are highly slanted
When you take it all for granted
Thinking that material things
And the happiness they bring
Is the only way to be
Fulfilled, glad and oh so happy
But you need to change your ways
Every hour of each day
Is already passing by
You should look around...

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People enjoy going to craft shows
There are plenty of vendors around
They will sell their products here
With stalls loaded with items to sell
Just walk around and take a look
Go from table to table to check out
See what is out there from vendors
You'll neve know what what...

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When the Spring season comes
All the closets get changed
Tossing out worn out clothes
They are no longer needed 

Or clothes that don't fit
Unwanted ornaments
A pile of books read
Toys collecting dust

All unwanted items
Donated to Good Will
Priced right for people
To use and enjoy

Its better to donate 
Then to...

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The Line Items

There is a list on my desk, 
Another one is on the refrigerator. 
It is all the things that I need to do. 
It is not short by any means. 

You probably have one too…?

Perhaps you left yours in the car?
In a jar?...

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“Don’t turn your back on the water...” my grandmother told me as I
skimmed stones across the tiny ripples of rock pools. 
Small scaly creatures and stones sliced toes like knives but
we were full of excitement then,
craning necks and nets at the alien life under water...

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