Best Insurance Poems
Of a million stars
I indulge to see
Light so traveled
How few still be
Of a million fates
I am guaranteed one
So I bask in the life
Of my one little Sun
Driving without insurance is breaking the law, you see.
The state I live in says it’s mandatory.
If I’m involved in an accident on the road,
an insurer should be there to handle the load.
To obtain auto insurance, where did I go?
Would I choose a company with a caveman and gecko?
I followed an attractive brunette named Flo.
I saw her on the tube both day and night.
With those big eyes and bright smile, she proved a delight.
I make monthly premium payments to her company.
If a claim is made, they handle the liability.
With Flo’s company, down the road I can go.
There is very little chance I will ever meet Flo.
in the cold dark depth of silence
hallow "insert name"
fart insurance was created
so i could pass the blame
the odds have never been so great
nor has the passing pain
when the butler has to hang his head
and just accept the shame
fart insurance is the reason
rich folks don't pass gas
instead they like to tell you how
flowers shoot out their ass
Insurance
first customer of day
sheep farmer needs life insurance.
fleecing begins early
People glower; horns get louder -
I wonder why a drive so dour
was ever termed rush hour.
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Dollars followed by point 99
Are dollars with one more assigned.
Retailers think shoppers math blind.
Business phones in America evolved
With English as option, not default,
Like a blond joke saw phones solved.
In the USA, I cannot afford to die
So place my body atop funeral rates
Until they pass sky for heaven-high.
Halloween is marketed in July,
Followed by Christmas in August –
Greed's gone awry, I won't comply.
Medical care doesn’t care at all,
Should be re-termed medical gall
As many are ill from medical appall.
The law fits fine if one is rich,
Others needing a justice hit
Need a thief’s help to pay for it.
Let me end my sad word hurl
As born in my dramatic world:
Hyperbole debris, reality decreed.
The countdown has begun
Tomorrow night at the setting of the sun
The government has me being punished for something I didn't do
I pray the same thing doesn't happen to you
I've insisted you have the wrong man
I have life insurance money of 200 grand
I told her to divorce me and move on
I will be six feet under in two more dawns
I requested lethal injection, but they are giving me the chair
I have always had trouble, but this is my worst to compare
Tomorrow at this time they will announce dead man walking
Between the governor and my lawyer, I hope there is some talking
During a time like this, I wonder where is our maker
I must be prepared to see the undertaker
I have requested my last meal
Some chops and ribs fresh from a grill
Now I must say good bye, it's my time to go
The preacher tells me may the Lord have mercy on your soul
I have always had a fear for the unknown
As the minutes pass by, it has grown
I will now say my final prayer
At the pearl gates, hopefully my soul will arrive there
As my wife enjoys the insurance money
Life sometimes isn't so funny
People say
Life is to be insured by
Insurance
Education and qualifications
Money and treasures
Medicine
We man finally find out that
Nothing can be totally insured
So during our life spans
Why not multiply our happiness
By sharing with others
Who are less fortunate
Why not upgrade our reputation
By doing good and avoid evil
Love Insurance
My spouse and I took out insurance policies
On each other with elaborate care
Fiduciary love is in the air
We point pistols at one other’s heads in bed
To protect our mutual investment
Love, like life has a cost, when you are wed
Sex and sleep comes less with life insurance
With a hare trigger weapon aimed in your direction
It might seem strange to take such measures
To smother one another with extravagance
We both want what is best I guess
Guns aimed at our temple for protection
A life time blest with lots of money, the reward
To ward off poverty which sucks
We sleep together now a little nervous
Life insurance takes us where it will
We both drew up a will of benefits
Let’s see who blinks first on the pillow
Who gets their share
They said her time had come
No place to run
No place to hide
No time for fun
Just an empty vessel inside
Going through the motions
Numb.
Overwhelming emotions
They said her time had come
They said her time had come
Evil coats
She wants to run
She desires to have fun
Not understanding why she can not play
It is now the month of May
Another denial letter
Another denial to get better
They said her time had come
They said her time had come
Why such looks of sorrow?
She doesn’t understand
For there is always tomorrow
Evil coats
She takes a breath
Smelling all of the flowers
No place to hide
Now literally an empty vessel inside
They said her time had come
Her time had come
Her bald head
Just four years old
She looks to comfort from her mom and dad
Why do they look so sad?
Evil coats drag them away
She never got that chance to go out and play
Beep. Beep. Beeep.. Bleeeeep…..
The room floods with long white coats
Now to heaven this little girl floats
Her time had come
They said her time had come
She was just a name
No money, undeserving of fame
Easy for her to be denied
If only the suits had looked her in the eyes
Who is to blame?
Sent to the free clinic
Now dead at four
No insurance
Ooops! What a shame…
She could have been saved
Now two parents at her grave
Once a happy family, now destroyed
Because THEY said her time had come
People would do anything to get their hands on the money, even stealing from these people.
I'm told that people will have committed insurance fraud by either faking an injury,
faking a full disability, or fake a death. These people really need to be honest with all
of the insurance companies, that also includes the auto insurance companies, because if
these hard-working employees who are working for all insurance companies find out that
these bad people aren't really injured or whatever, they're going to jail. It makes me
sick that those phonies will tend to bleed all of them dry. There's a lot of
investigations that will have been started by multiple insurance companies, and one of
them is either Nationwide, Allstate, and/or others. We've got insurance fraudulent
investigations, embezzlement investigations, the works. What I don't like about these
people, trying to have gypped these insurance agents and its companies out of their
hard-earned money is when they became scam artists. And unless these so-called "victims"
prove that they're injured in auto accidents or whatever, then they don't have cases
pending. Now I know why I never want to defraud all of the insurance companies out of
their money, because I'm not like one of these scam artists. So if these people are
planning on gypping these hard workers who work for multiple insurance companies out of
their hard-earned money, well they've got another coming. So my suggestion for these
would-be scam artists better be honest with all insurance companies because if they're
planning on taking their money from these hard-workers and their companies, they're going
to prison for fraud and theft. This type of fraud has got to stop.
First trip was at Kuala Lumpur
Flight was always delayed due to a strong down pour
Second trip was at Langkawi
So giddy when our ferry boat sails on the sea
Third trip was at Penang
Thought we’ll travel by train on land
Having now my very first travel insurance
Hello! I prefer to travel by foot on land!
Oct. 7, 2017 2.15pm
A remembrance trip poem for myself
3 Free Travels + free travel insurance for the 3rd time:)
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Oct. 13-17, 2012 Students’ Educt’l Trip)
Langkawee, Malaysia: March 12, 2013( Faculty Tour)
Penang, Malaysia: Oct. 1-6, 2017 (Students’ Educt’l Trip)
Look at that man strong and stout
Determined, brave he is a soldier
Wandering as a lion up and down
With sharp eyes and on shoulder
Watching into the silent dark of
As if want to catch into his sight
Something hidden or suspicious
Happening in the terrific war site
He is determined to his decision
That he is anyway going to alter
The tide of the long ongoing war
And makes himself ready to altar
He feels pride in the zeal, bravery
And spirit shown by their corps
But he gets gloomy to remember
How his friends turned to corpse
He alone creeps on his four limbs
To show the enemy his own chest
He is not a bit afraid of the danger
His purpose is all the same chaste
He checks for his bullets and gun
Because they are his complements
In this blinding dark and silence
And they won many compliments
He moves with the joy and sorrow
And shows the courage so decent
The troop of enemy has to retreat
And is forced to make a descent
But unluckily exploded a bomb
Made that selfless brave its prey
Do not mourn his glorious death
But for his great soul let’s pray
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In church, decor by Desiree Seymour
Jesus rose up again, we sang with gusto
There followed communion, bread and wine
Thoughts: He, bread of life ; we, bread too!
If he were a loaf, Jesus, THE PERFECT One
Broken so we all might partake of His perfection (God seeing his blood, not my sin)
II
There is much awry in South Africa
The disease (dis-ease) make all money chasers
Funerals are bigger than weddings here
Because neighbors sell their ID copies
To other wiser neighbors: "Yes, buy a policy -
And help with my funeral." Banks write these;
Cell phone providers sell it: "insurance business"
No limit on number of covered persons. No relations- test
Another use of the bread? Our bodies here?
I cancelled one I bought with a church friend
When I suspected I was being stressed (to die quick?)
Evidence of pilfering abound; I still found
A way to cut through this, write of Perfect Bread --
Praying to move out of my church friend's home!
NOTE: I struggle to stay positive in my township, once I return "home" from church. This offering on Palm Sunday almost didn't see the light of day. Too much about! Yes, it is scary. "Civilization" mortgaged to money? Thank you Jesus, we got through. Hosanna!
mr insurance man i beg of you
i need a plan for a broken heart
please rush it today without delay
cause my whole world fell apart
come down to the corner of teardrop
turn into heartbreak avenue
ask anyone around for heartbroken me
they all know i called for you
mr insurance man please rush that plan
i need it today mr insurance man
i do watch for deer
for deer don't have insurance
best to be alert....