Flo's Insurance

Driving without insurance is breaking the law, you see.
The state I live in says it’s mandatory.
If I’m involved in an accident on the road,
an insurer should be there to handle the load.
To obtain auto insurance, where did I go?
Would I choose a company with a caveman and gecko?
I followed an attractive brunette named Flo.
I saw her on the tube both day and night.
With those big eyes and bright smile, she proved a delight.
I make monthly premium payments to her company.
If a claim is made, they handle the liability.
With Flo’s company, down the road I can go.
There is very little chance I will ever meet Flo.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/13/2011 4:41:00 PM
Very witty and cute, made me smile, you have a great sense of humour~~
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Date: 2/13/2011 10:55:00 AM
This poem made me smile and I needed a smile today. I do like the caveman and the gecko, but I am standing firm with my present people. I do not think we will ever meet those ladies we see on tv ads. The older I get the sweeter they seem. Best to you in your work, Jancarl
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Date: 2/13/2011 5:27:00 AM
Please tell me where I can find Flo, Robert. I'm fed up with GEICO. Funny poem. Best to you, Diane
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Date: 2/13/2011 4:08:00 AM
Could Flo be the Progressive Insurance lady, Robert. She is so perky and her ads are more appealing than the caveman and gecko. Your poem gave me smiles. Thank you and have a wonderful Sunday! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/12/2011 11:07:00 PM
Nice write on Insurance,Robert.Very realistic and great.
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Date: 2/12/2011 10:05:00 PM
Some nice rhymes here, but I have to say I much prefer the caveman commercials to the Flo commercials. lol
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