Best Idiocy Poems
What kind of idiocy is this?
She asked the strange Alien Miss.
Alien Miss gave her a brutal hiss.
Warning from her deep thought abyss.
Stared into eye of solid blue disc.
What are you here? What is your business?
E.T. asked her if she was a whiz.
No she said, but I do live my bliss.
Can I ask questions, much like a quiz?
Sure she said, not wanting to be remiss.
Gave lots of answers to Alien Miss.
Showed her how to shake hands and give a good kiss.
Lots of attention toward Alien Miss.
Who traveled back to space in deep dark abyss.
Complete Idiocy
Did discover I was faced with a dilemma
Was word to use either enigma or enema
When articulate adjective for call was curtain
How bad would pain have to be hurtn'.
When call ended up being last one
Show was already over and done
What might be missed never knew
Except person put in prison for point of view.
Now that point of view could be contained
And forgot all the facts that had remained
No matter what the bigger the crime
Longer in jail will have to serve time.
Should you serve or is it better to be served
And smoking and bad behavior had to be curbed
After a period of time they then projected
With complete idiocy we were to be injected.
James Thomas Horn
Retarded Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Audit Idiocy
Life in secrecy;
Audit idiot is he,
With no decency.
Jim Horn
My mother is dead.
Life continues for others.
I see them mowing their lawns.
Children are outside, playing, laughing and swinging.
I know how you feel some idiot says.
My mother is gone.
No more laughter.
No more smile.
No time to say I am sorry.
No time to hear I love you.
I know how you feel some idiot says.
My mother would be rolling her eyes.
She would make fun of their insensitivity after they go.
We would giggle about the ridiculousness of this stupid saying.
I know how you feel.
Of course they could not.
She is not their mother
And she is gone.
IT is truly the SCOURGE of Humankind!
Copyright 2016 Robert William Gruhn A.R.R.
side-effects of “civilized” idiocy
chronic western perpetual stress---
side-effect of the neon lit metropolis
side-effect of the wonderful illusion of “democracy”
side-effect of the dog-devour-dog reality of
capitalism,
always growing stronger, always eliminating other forms
of life, always eliminating other ways of life,
always demanding to the population of the world that
this is the way of the present &
this is the way of the future---
keeping us alert 24/7, keeping the eyes open
staring at screens, keeping the ears peeled with
mass quantities of decibels thumping wildly into our
eardrums, keeping the body a’twitch, keeping the insides
paranoid, keeping the body wallowing
(overweight & difficult to shed it, underweight & difficult to
gain it), keeping the heart pounding, keeping the muscles
tense, keeping sleep & rest a long distance away,
keeping us in a constant moment of
response to whatever echoes around us,
regardless of whether this stimulating destructor is
in fact
something to be terrified of at all
&
this is how we count the coffee spoons
this is how we grow old & die
this place that we have manufactured is no long for our living
so we push ourselves to develop the coming machines that will
replace us &
they live amongst us now,
doing things 5 times faster than we ever hoped &
never tiring,
without the need to worry about the deterioration of an organic body
without the need to suffer from
what will inevitably do all of us in
who still have blood flowing in our veins.
Going mad, bonkers , crazy!
Attempting to CCP on the new iPad.
Rather be pushing up daisies!
A beautiful poem I wrote,gone like Casper the Ghost!
Oops_ he will be put away soon,
By the WOKE culture, too,
Unless he and his Mother.....
Change from that verboten white color.
I am just sharing silliness.
But I am truly high stressed.
Please, please no advice!
I am going to have soothing tea with ice.
To my American friends..
It is Memorial Day...
I cannot but so wonder,
When that will be replaced
By an International Togetherness Day?
Stupidity- what do you say?
You've always led the way
You've talked me into doing wrong
Whatever life you stay
You'll only want to hold me
And never need me now
You'll always seem to be my type
but that is how I bow
You'll always be my sater
You'll feed me more somehow
Perhaps you are the smarter
and let me see as how
I wonder if you'll come to me
when I am making sense
Perhaps you'll know from others
that that is our expense
Would this person I have known,
Not acting as if he is fully grown,
Think that he can,
Resemble bed pan;
All his idiocy to us he has shown.
Jim Horn
Sound familiar?
We become stupid because
we bother not about
the consequences
of our actions
There's a new law being passed in our state
Which our politicians think is just great.
It has to do with the process of election
To me, it is a process for ejection.
The law will be that in each election we've got
All offices on ballots must be voted, whether you like it or not.
The election judge must stop each one
To advise them they must vote for someone.
As a judge of election I can see
Nothing but problems with this idiocy.
For if a voter doesn't like any candidate
He can't just leave a blank mark on his slate.
It's a silly law that they have made
So more of their lazy butts can make the grade.
For some will be elected because there must be a vote
And we judges must make sure the voter puts in a tote.
It will cause more confusion and questions on voting day
The voters will have a few choice words to say.
I don't know what was going through their heads
Except that this law will provide them with their daily bread.
Because some will be elected...worthy or not
Just because there has to be a mark on the ballot.
Poor political egos being bruised by voter indifference
Too bad they can't remember Payne's words..."Common Sense".
The oath taken by everyone hired to work in government and even those who are going to be our soldiers, yet no one asks - no one Tests Whether Or Not Any Of These People Have Actually Even Read The £uckng Document!
- And even those who have, whether or not they understood it- the actual meanings because that is what's being threatened and will be destroyed THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES- OUR FOUNDING DOCUMENT- OUR COLLECTIVE AND INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM if this is not stopped!
In grade school we had a special class called civics or sometimes it was just part of history class but it is that component which shows us we are expected - that it is our duty to learn and understand our civic responsibility to perpetually create the government by choosing which representatives will make our laws for us.
When I said the word "£uck" earlier - I BROKE THE LAW!
If you believe that you're a fool because it's not against the law but it is frowned upon by most of the collective cultures that make up our American societys.
If you haven't been paying attention to politics or don't care about that stuff then you have broken the most important law we have and that is to continue this process which is what protects our basic freedoms and you will now be responsible for having lost our nation!
What is before us now as a result is a destruction of civilization and a return to barbarism because that's what this really is about and that is what's going to happen if it's not stopped!
Laws are the basis of civilization and how those laws are made is the unique aspect of American society.
If the president of the United States is breaking laws, HE IS AN OUTLAW AND MUST BE STOPPED!
That is what is happening and we are now forced to FIGHT THAT FACTION IN AMERICA - THE REPUBLICANS IN ORDER TO SAVE OURSELVES, OUR NATION AND CIVILIZATION ITSELF!