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Best Idiocy Poems

Below are the all-time best Idiocy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of idiocy poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member What Kind of Idiocy is This
What kind of idiocy is this?
She asked the strange Alien Miss.
Alien Miss gave her a brutal hiss.
Warning from her deep thought abyss.
Stared into eye of...

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Categories: idiocy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Monorhyme



Premium Member What Color Are You
What color are you?
You! You! You! You! You! You! I could do this all day. Smirk.
I am not talking about hair color, eye color, or...

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Categories: idiocy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Laugh AV
I want to laugh
Laughter brings sunshine
Alas I only cry
The court jester does his best
To be a fool
Dancing and twirling his illusions
The children do laugh
As children...

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Categories: idiocy, absence, abuse, addiction, analogy, violence,
Form: I do not know?
Musical Torment - The Infamous Masterpieces
Torturing me with touches
I feel the sting of hardened and lasting lust
Touches not of mortal fingers,
But Halloween-haloed strings composed by musicians of mystery
Pressing upon my...

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Categories: idiocy, abuse, analogy, angst, image, love, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
Give A Man A Sea-Kitten
Give a man a sea-kitten,
And you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to sea-kitten,
And PETA will make him pay.

I guess there isn’t much...

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© Gael Attal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiocy, funny, nature, seafish,
Form: Rhyme



On Loving a Rock Star - Redux
Lavish locks sprawl pillowed in peace this morn.
Gently whiskered cheeks hint of last night's lipstick
Tensions banished blue grassy fiddling lingers
Let's take it easy

I'll make the...

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Categories: idiocy, love, , Lullaby,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Drop cloth dreams

Drop cloth dreams  


It has been found that given enough time
failure will find this destined loser
lurking in gallery tints
and watercolor fault lines

semi gloss replaced...

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Categories: idiocy, art, lost, sad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Camelot Again?
I’m watching television, black and white, January 1961
A surge of expectancy in the populace, the dream
Kids in the White House, a buzz of activity
New president...

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Categories: idiocy, political
Form: Free verse
Premium Member No Reservation
Do not attempt to entertain with bold atrocities.
Do not think us lulled by mind numbing mediocrity.
The past the present meld, turn and burn with brash...

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Categories: idiocy, political
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Its Beginning to Look a Lot Like Crapitalsm
Once commenced the fest of feasting and giving thanks for genocide,
‘Tis the season to be jolly to replace our thoughts of suicide.

Santa claws his way...

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Categories: idiocy, christmas, holiday, humor, humorous, seasons, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Zero One One Zero Zero Zero One
Zero One One Zero One Zero Zero One
One One Zero Zero One One Zero One
Zero Zero Zero Zero One One Zero Fun

My husband despised computer...

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Categories: idiocy, computer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member amplified questions

amplified questions   

I sit alone atop a mountain
my guitar in hand
peering out over the valley below
beyond green patched rifts
playing in the key of...

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Categories: idiocy, lonely, sad,
Form: Free verse
Books A Resource V
Books are resource for them who deplore
Idiocy, silliness, folly. Where absurdities encore
There books no place get and can’t decor
Them into ideal from idle I am...

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Categories: idiocy, books,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member ABC Poem for Fun II
An awful aardvark ate anchovies against all advice.
Besides belching beyond belief, he bit bitter banana boats.
Charlie Chimp cackled curiously, convinced
Delicious delectable desserts did damage.
 
Enormous...

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Categories: idiocy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: ABC
Too Hard To Love
We should love our neighbors as we do ourselves 
because this is what God truly expects 
but some people makes this very hard to do...

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Categories: idiocy, how i feel, life,
Form: Rhyme
If I Love You
"If she loves you," they tell you,
"This will be a problem."
I am una niña, a little girl-
And you are too old for me,
Too young to...

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Categories: idiocy, age, boyfriend, immigration, love hurts, sad
Form: Free verse
I Meme, Therefore I Am
forgot what I had set out to remember
when my deconstructed self
discovered there was no authentic anything
saw through it all every granule
how we became the unwitting...

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Categories: idiocy, crazy, how i feel, howl, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MY CULTURE
MY CULTURE

Every thing that is around.
North to South and coast to coast,
My culture.

Weather, land and people,
Pan-o-ramas and political views,
My culture.

The ways of talk, 
The ways...

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© Wm Paul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiocy, funny, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Unquotable quotes: Journalists - Dedication to Andre Fontaine - XXVI
Unquotable quotes: Tale-Carriers, Gossip-Mongers, Courrier-Pigeon Caretakers, Smoke-Signal Puffers and Tom-Tom Thumpers – XXVI

Could there be such things as political shenanigans or inter-continental warfares, even catastrophes,...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiocy, power,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Dear Iris
I didn’t know you at first because you were mixed.

I was calling wrong names because you weren’t so fixed.

Now I have the chance to see...

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Categories: idiocy, beauty, friend, friendship, high school, mentor,
Form: Narrative
Racist Assumptions
You're a sick witch
Do you realize what you've done?
The family doesn't trust him
Now that you've gone and said something dumb
I see the looks they give...

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Categories: idiocy, anger, conflict, dad, family, hate, race,
Form: Rhyme
My Studies, You Drive
My incentive, you provide
Behind me, your seat was
My mind, stolen by your thought
To help was my ask, accepted you did
Animosity, was it all in my...

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Categories: idiocy, beautiful, dedication, for her, inspiration, love,
Form: Sestina
Three Gems on Loving a Rock Star
“I open the door and cross the threshold of imagination”

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Lavish locks sprawl pillowed in peace this morn.
Gently whiskered cheeks hint of last night's lipstick
Tensions banished...

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Categories: idiocy, imagination, love, music, , Lullaby,
Form: Sapphic stanza
Goals, Dreams and Aspirations
My aspirations are torn into shreds,
Had wonderful dreams but nmow they are dead.

I tried and I tried to follow my goals,
But now all those visions...

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Categories: idiocy, depression, loss, sadsick,
Form: Couplet
Midnight Kisses
 Midnight Kisses

Walking side by side talking crazy
Yelling obscenities to the city
Not caring laughing out loud

Stop in our tracks
Softly kiss in the moonlight

Walking in the...

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Categories: idiocy, feelings, friendship, heart, love,
Form: Ballad