Best Idiocy Poems
What Kind of Idiocy Is ThisWhat kind of idiocy is this?
She asked the strange Alien Miss.
Alien Miss gave her a brutal hiss.
Warning from her deep thought abyss.
Stared into eye of solid blue disc.
What are you here? What is your business?
E.T. asked her if she was a whiz.
No she said, but...
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Categories:
idiocy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Monorhyme
Complete IdiocyComplete Idiocy
Did discover I was faced with a dilemma
Was word to use either enigma or enema
When articulate adjective for call was curtain
How bad would pain have to be hurtn'.
When call ended up being last one
Show was already over and done
What might be missed...
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Categories:
idiocy, funny, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Audit IdiocyAudit Idiocy
Life in secrecy;
Audit idiot is he,
With no decency.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
idiocy, political,
Form:
Haiku
Faith Allows Idiocy To ThriveIT is truly the SCOURGE of Humankind!
Copyright 2016 Robert William Gruhn A.R.R....
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Categories:
idiocy, analogy, history,
Form:
Narrative
Idiocy of I Know How You FeelMy mother is dead.
Life continues for others.
I see them mowing their lawns.
Children are outside, playing, laughing and swinging.
I know how you feel some idiot says.
My mother is gone.
No more laughter.
No more smile.
No time to say I am sorry.
No time to hear I love you.
I know...
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Categories:
idiocy, death, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Side-Effects of Civilized Idiocyside-effects of “civilized” idiocy
chronic western perpetual stress---
side-effect of the neon lit metropolis
side-effect of the wonderful illusion of “democracy”
side-effect of the dog-devour-dog reality of
capitalism,
always growing stronger, always eliminating other forms
of life, always eliminating other ways of life,
always demanding to the population of the world that
this...
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Categories:
idiocy, life, body, , western,
Form:
Free verse
Ipad Idiocy DayGoing mad, bonkers , crazy!
Attempting to CCP on the new iPad.
Rather be pushing up daisies!
A beautiful poem I wrote,gone like Casper the Ghost!
Oops_ he will be put away soon,
By the WOKE culture, too,
Unless he and his Mother.....
Change from that verboten white color.
I am just...
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Categories:
idiocy, angst, computer, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
IdiocyThere's a new law being passed in our state
Which our politicians think is just great.
It has to do with the process of election
To me, it is a process for ejection.
The law will be that in each election we've got
All offices on ballots must be voted,...
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Categories:
idiocy, confusion, political
Form:
Couplet
His Idiocy He Has ShownWould this person I have known,
Not acting as if he is fully grown,
Think that he can,
Resemble bed pan;
All his idiocy to us he has shown.
Jim Horn
Sound familiar?...
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Categories:
idiocy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
IdiocyWe become stupid because
we bother not about
the consequences
of our actions...
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Categories:
idiocy, caregiving, character, discrimination, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
StupidityStupidity- what do you say?
You've always led the way
You've talked me into doing wrong
Whatever life you stay
You'll only want to hold me
And never need me now
You'll always seem to be my type
but that is how I bow
You'll always be my sater
You'll feed me more somehow
Perhaps...
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Categories:
idiocy, 9th grade, allusion, analogy,
Form:
Quatrain