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Best Humped Poems

Below are the all-time best Humped poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humped poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Mushroom Cloud
Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom 
Created a baby boom
Because all...

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Categories: humped, humor,
Form: Limerick



Don'T Ask Me About My Education
From time to time, people ask me
About my education.
Only then, I remember
I have no degrees or diplomas.
I attended no university either.
I hated textbooks and exams.
I...

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Categories: humped, angel, anger, angst, anniversary,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member To a Camel
To a two humped camel
She must seem really odd
For her humps are both displaced
on the front of her strange bod

They must throw her off balance
as...

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Categories: humped, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Shoreline's Memoirs
Lapping against the shoreline’s edge,
Fluid quartz-crystal of waves rush
through my toes . As I align home-made
paper boats wiggling against ebb tide,  
the looped hammock...

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Categories: humped, introspection, sea,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pugnacious
My son has a new dog called Brandy
By jingo that pup is so randy
He caused quite a to do
When he humped my left shoe
No wonder...

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Categories: humped, dog, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Nature Fulcrum Sight
Light and shade are vital to life's beauty, charm, and richness. By Poet.


sun 
sunshine 
dawn to dusk 
nature supplies 
vivacious hues clash 
cumulonimbus cloud
sprouts expanse...

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humped, analogy, appreciation, beauty, creation,
Form: Etheree
Premium Member Will Hereafter Come
Just when I followed night's evanescing sheen
behind a  rock-- on this quiet lake,
the humped seashell  drifted on:
      I...

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Categories: humped, future, identity, introspection,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Another Alien Invasion
I've heard about the arrival of fanciful fushia strangers
but I've no fear of them and not worried about dangers.
They seem a bit nonsensical; funny the...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humped, fantasy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Hoeing Stones
Standing hoeing garden stones
Eyes awash with tears
As memories flood back from
More than sixty years,
To the little village churchyard
For which my dad cared
And which duty I,...

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Categories: humped, childhood, dad, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Judging Others By Appearance
Judging Others By Appearance

By Elton Camp

For some we have a hatred or fear 
Almost as soon as they come near 

The lady dressed just a...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humped, life, old, old, ,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Listener
New York City is where people who are
disappearing go. It is very quiet
here, silent. A man and woman
made love below me. I could hear
the bedsprings...

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Categories: humped, city, feelings, new york,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Villanelle: O What a Wonderful World This Sordid Life Could Verily Be
Villanelle: O! What a wonderful world this sordid life could be

O! What a wonderful world this sordid life could verily be
If only humans were not...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humped, jealousy,
Form: Villanelle
The Old Man and the Mule
A faint outline appeared in the early morn 
a full moon still shed its light, dark shadows 
spread across the land casting an eerie 
shadow...

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Categories: humped, life, old, work, old,
Form: Free verse
Malcolm X
It is not as simple as merely changing one's name
You must understand the cauldron before that came
And the hustler's hair caught fire burning into red...

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Categories: humped, black african american, prayer,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Aquiline Nose
When I was a little girl,
Mother said to me
on my dad’s side there had been
a pure Cherokee.

I felt so proud that I had
in my ancestry
blood...

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Categories: humped, family,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Shattered Sighs