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My son has a new dog called Brandy By jingo that pup is so randy He caused quite a to do When he humped my left shoe No wonder his legs are so bandy! 07-07-17

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Eve Roper

Date: 7/9/2017 1:21:00 PM

hahaha....love the imagery, and the theme...love eve. ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 3:43:00 PM

I had fun with this one Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/8/2017 10:47:00 PM

Always a great laugh! My daughter and boyfriend went to pick up their dog from doggy daycare and the owner said that they didn't want to know what kind of doggy orgy she stepped into...oh my gosh :0

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 10:48:00 PM

ha ha ha Kim that must have been embarrassing :-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/8/2017 2:19:00 PM

Well that sounds pretty handy//get your left shoe shined by Brandy//It'd be a delight//if he'd hump the right.//Both shoes shined for free would be dandy! Hugashoos ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 2:20:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 7/8/2017 9:32:00 AM

A broad smile. Thanks

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 10:28:00 AM

Cheers Scott, its total fiction but fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/8/2017 6:15:00 AM

Really a cute Limerick and adorable photo of the pup. Love your clever title too Jan! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 10:29:00 AM

Thanks Connie - pure fiction as I am allergic to animal fur and my son doesn't have any pets:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/7/2017 8:14:00 PM

Ha, I love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 10:30:00 AM

Thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 7/7/2017 8:11:00 PM

That's definitely a good one!! My female poodle Pixie has done that to me several times, believe it or not. Hard to figure that one out!! Anyway put this on my favorites. Really liked the poem, the picture and the clever title!! 8o] Roger

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2017 10:31:00 AM

ha ha ha Roger that is funny about your Pixie. So glad you enjoyed my silly poem, it must have been your initial mail about your dog that inspired me to write about a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/7/2017 2:44:00 PM

OH dear...oh dear. Jan, what can I write to this one? At least the dog is happy! ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 2:52:00 PM

ha ha ha hilarious comment Eileen!:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith

Date: 7/7/2017 2:38:00 PM

That's a corker Jan, so funny :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 2:45:00 PM

Thanks Gary I write happy and sad in one day, the poem wrote and posted yesterday is so so different in style:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/7/2017 11:17:00 AM

*giggle* awesome! xomo ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 12:25:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed Maureen:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 7/7/2017 10:48:00 AM

Very funny Jan :) Thanks for the laugh!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:50:00 AM

Thanks Heidi I wrote 2 limericks and a very sad poem yesterday i never know what my muse will come out with next:-) hugs Jan xx

Frank Sheehan

Date: 7/7/2017 10:18:00 AM

Excellent write. Very funny. Enjoyed it.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:34:00 AM

Thanks Frank I had fun writing this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 7/7/2017 10:16:00 AM

Maybe it was your socks. :) This was funny my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 2:53:00 PM

I may have to do a follow up poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green
Date: 7/7/2017 10:56:00 AM

Ha!!!!! I wish I had thought of that. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:35:00 AM

No I think it was because she was wearing hush puppies Chris lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sharon Gulley

Date: 7/7/2017 9:10:00 AM

Ha, ha, ha. Oh my goodness Jan. Very funny. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:35:00 AM

I wrote a very sad poem yesterday and 2 limericks I never know where my muse will take me :-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/7/2017 9:01:00 AM

I imagine you won't be wearing those shoes again!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:32:00 AM

I wonder if they were hugs puppies Dale lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/7/2017 8:42:00 AM

I can see it now:) Nice one Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 8:42:00 AM

ha ha ha Yes that's true Daniel and thankfully my son doesn't have a pet.I'm allergic to their fur so it would be a way of keeping me away forever lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner
Date: 7/7/2017 10:40:00 AM

It's always funny as long as it's happening to someone else:) lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:31:00 AM

Cheers DT I had a friend whose dog would hump anything that moved lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/7/2017 8:35:00 AM

- Puppies love shoes - :))) - ... a lot of work :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 10:30:00 AM

Maybe they were hush puppy shoes lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/7/2017 8:19:00 AM

BAD pup! By jingo is a cute phrase.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 8:21:00 AM

Cheers Lin:-) wrote this and another limerick yesterday then wrote the dark sad one for the contest. I never know how my muse will mis behave lol:-) hugs Jan xx