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Pugnacious

My son has a new dog called Brandy
By jingo that pup is so randy
He caused quite a to do
When he humped my left shoe
No wonder his legs are so bandy!

07-07-17

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Eve Roper

July 9, 2017 at 1:21 PM

hahaha....love the imagery, and the theme...love eve. ~*

Jan Allison

July 9, 2017 at 3:43 PM

I had fun with this one Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

July 8, 2017 at 10:47 PM

Always a great laugh! My daughter and boyfriend went to pick up their dog from doggy daycare and the owner said that they didn't want to know what kind of doggy orgy she stepped into...oh my gosh :0

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 10:48 PM

ha ha ha Kim that must have been embarrassing :-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

July 8, 2017 at 2:19 PM

Well that sounds pretty handy//get your left shoe shined by Brandy//It'd be a delight//if he'd hump the right.//Both shoes shined for free would be dandy! Hugashoos ~ j

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 2:20 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

July 8, 2017 at 9:32 AM

A broad smile. Thanks

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 10:28 AM

Cheers Scott, its total fiction but fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

July 8, 2017 at 6:15 AM

Really a cute Limerick and adorable photo of the pup. Love your clever title too Jan! xxoo

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 10:29 AM

Thanks Connie - pure fiction as I am allergic to animal fur and my son doesn't have any pets:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

July 7, 2017 at 8:14 PM

Ha, I love it!

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 10:30 AM

Thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

July 7, 2017 at 8:11 PM

That's definitely a good one!! My female poodle Pixie has done that to me several times, believe it or not. Hard to figure that one out!! Anyway put this on my favorites. Really liked the poem, the picture and the clever title!! 8o] Roger

Jan Allison

July 8, 2017 at 10:31 AM

ha ha ha Roger that is funny about your Pixie. So glad you enjoyed my silly poem, it must have been your initial mail about your dog that inspired me to write about a dog lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

July 7, 2017 at 2:44 PM

OH dear...oh dear. Jan, what can I write to this one? At least the dog is happy! ;)

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 2:52 PM

ha ha ha hilarious comment Eileen!:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith

July 7, 2017 at 2:38 PM

That's a corker Jan, so funny :)

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 2:45 PM

Thanks Gary I write happy and sad in one day, the poem wrote and posted yesterday is so so different in style:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2017 at 11:17 AM

*giggle* awesome! xomo ;)

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 12:25 PM

Glad you enjoyed Maureen:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

July 7, 2017 at 10:48 AM

Very funny Jan :) Thanks for the laugh!

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:50 AM

Thanks Heidi I wrote 2 limericks and a very sad poem yesterday i never know what my muse will come out with next:-) hugs Jan xx

Frank Sheehan

July 7, 2017 at 10:18 AM

Excellent write. Very funny. Enjoyed it.

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:34 AM

Thanks Frank I had fun writing this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

July 7, 2017 at 10:16 AM

Maybe it was your socks. :) This was funny my friend.

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 2:53 PM

I may have to do a follow up poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

July 7, 2017 at 10:56 AM

Ha!!!!! I wish I had thought of that. : )

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:35 AM

No I think it was because she was wearing hush puppies Chris lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sharon Gulley

July 7, 2017 at 9:10 AM

Ha, ha, ha. Oh my goodness Jan. Very funny. : )

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:35 AM

I wrote a very sad poem yesterday and 2 limericks I never know where my muse will take me :-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

July 7, 2017 at 9:01 AM

I imagine you won't be wearing those shoes again!

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:32 AM

I wonder if they were hugs puppies Dale lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

July 7, 2017 at 8:42 AM

I can see it now:) Nice one Jan:)

Jan Allison

July 9, 2017 at 8:42 AM

ha ha ha Yes that's true Daniel and thankfully my son doesn't have a pet.I'm allergic to their fur so it would be a way of keeping me away forever lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

July 7, 2017 at 10:40 AM

It's always funny as long as it's happening to someone else:) lol

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:31 AM

Cheers DT I had a friend whose dog would hump anything that moved lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 7, 2017 at 8:35 AM

- Puppies love shoes - :))) - ... a lot of work :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 10:30 AM

Maybe they were hush puppy shoes lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

July 7, 2017 at 8:19 AM

BAD pup! By jingo is a cute phrase.

Jan Allison

July 7, 2017 at 8:21 AM

Cheers Lin:-) wrote this and another limerick yesterday then wrote the dark sad one for the contest. I never know how my muse will mis behave lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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