Best Hostess Poems

Come into my house, 
Sit anywhere you like. 

No, not at my table, 
No, not on my chair. 
Come into my house,
Sit anywhere.

I invited you, 
I opened up my home.
Oh, I changed my mind, 
It is a vaulted tome.
Sit anywhere.

Come into my house,
You really are...

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air hostess—
her eyeliner's tail pointing
towards the sky



-kash poet(Kashinath Karmakar)



http://www.dailyhaiku.org/haiku/2015-january-25...

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.     The yellow cream filled twinkie
               A frozen delight,
        Try eating it nice and cold;
     ...

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Hostess Twinkies Come to an End

By Elton Camp

But they are such a wholesome treat
And Twinkies are just such fun to eat

They are like shortcake on the outside
The center a delicious mush does hide

About 2012 the Mayans may be right
And the end of the world is...

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In a  joyous praise of Spring’s embrace 
Comes a  glorious, punctilious, Victorian ara
With clothes of Cotton, satin, and lace 
to make our appearances look bright and fair.

All that the sun shining ever brightly could give;
I give  unto you in joyous merriment today,
gaiety...

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Mayrine Mayrine
such a wonderful scene
Not just another Queen
But a picture
from which I'd gleen
A happiness of
the here after

The eyes of an angel
but fairy of awe
No wings on her back
but beauty without flaw

I could only wish
while the world 
would outlaw
My love so imaginative
the wonderful things 
it saw

Mayrine...

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The hostess asked to see their proof
That they’d received vaccines,
For New York law requires it
In their pre-seating screens.

The women, Texas tourists,
In a mean, entitled rage,
Thought that violent behavior 
Was the best way to engage.

The three attacked the hostess,
In a frenzy, caught on tape,
And without some...

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