Best Hostess Poems
Come into my house,
Sit anywhere you like.
No, not at my table,
No, not on my chair.
Come into my house,
Sit anywhere.
I invited you,
I opened up my home.
Oh, I changed my mind,
It is a vaulted tome.
Sit anywhere.
Come into my house,
You really are not welcome.
You are a phantom guest,
And a sadly, unwanted pest,
Yet still...
Sit anywhere.
It is a perfect place,
You should have been more proud,
Just to be invited,
And permitted, in the crowd.
Sit anywhere.
With rules and hidden spaces.
And a common thought out plan,
You do not fit, so do not sit,
“Sit anywhere”.
air hostess—
her eyeliner's tail pointing
towards the sky
-kash poet(Kashinath Karmakar)
http://www.dailyhaiku.org/haiku/2015-january-25
. The yellow cream filled twinkie
A frozen delight,
Try eating it nice and cold;
Tongue enveloping
Tonsil tackling
Throat filling
Cream!
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{throw them in the freezer before you eat them}
inspired by:
sweet treat contest (Laura Mckenzie)
In a joyous praise of Spring’s embrace
Comes a glorious, punctilious, Victorian ara
With clothes of Cotton, satin, and lace
to make our appearances look bright and fair.
All that the sun shining ever brightly could give;
I give unto you in joyous merriment today,
gaiety for these festivities that will bring new life
to the comforts of friendship, and as one I say.
with nothing more in my presence to entertain my guests.
I, a host to thee, shall leave you to the spendor awaiting
And so. Prepare the goose, the duck, and all.
Leaving nay work for thee, so begone with thee, to rest.
To linger on and above, the mansion balcony so high
overlooking the garden of colourful variety below
Violins awaite to play for you in sweet, classical repose
An’ so doth the waiters and the dancers, so get up and go!
In a blazing fireplace within the house doth smell
Ever so opulent, the ambrosia in a meat smoked haze.
Laughter that sought all the company of joy is here
within the maturity of styles for all to look upon and gaze.
Never shalt within a future I let thee forget, this moment.
Seldom, if any at all, come together like so.
But like so, shall forever I await for thee with banquets of scented joy
Bliss in the shape of laughter, liveliness in the shape of power.
Hostess Twinkies Come to an End
By Elton Camp
But they are such a wholesome treat
And Twinkies are just such fun to eat
They are like shortcake on the outside
The center a delicious mush does hide
About 2012 the Mayans may be right
And the end of the world is in sight
A life without Twinkies many will hate
How will we maintain our body weight
Why nutritionists can react with glee
Is simply more than I am able to see
Maybe a pile of chemicals they are
But to quit making ‘em goes too far
Even if embalming fluid they do contain
On the shelves I wish they would remain
Losing pensions the workers may not like
But now they’ve lost all by going on strike
Some great man should come to our aid
Governor Christie, to do it you are bade
Become a true American hero
Save the Twinkies--make it so
Mayrine Mayrine
such a wonderful scene
Not just another Queen
But a picture
from which I'd gleen
A happiness of
the here after
The eyes of an angel
but fairy of awe
No wings on her back
but beauty without flaw
I could only wish
while the world
would outlaw
My love so imaginative
the wonderful things
it saw
Mayrine Mayrine
Such a beautiful scene
at times you made me
feel like a King
The picture from which
I'd gleen
The happiness
I've never ever seen
The hostess asked to see their proof
That they’d received vaccines,
For New York law requires it
In their pre-seating screens.
The women, Texas tourists,
In a mean, entitled rage,
Thought that violent behavior
Was the best way to engage.
The three attacked the hostess,
In a frenzy, caught on tape,
And without some intervention,
She’d have not made her escape.
The police were called, arrests were made;
They’ll have to show in court,
But outrage was the one response
Each newscast did report.
To dine indoors, obey the rules;
For anyone who won’t,
The penalty should be so stiff
It might stop those who don’t.