Hostess Twinkies Come To An End

Hostess Twinkies Come to an End By Elton Camp But they are such a wholesome treat And Twinkies are just such fun to eat They are like shortcake on the outside The center a delicious mush does hide About 2012 the Mayans may be right And the end of the world is in sight A life without Twinkies many will hate How will we maintain our body weight Why nutritionists can react with glee Is simply more than I am able to see Maybe a pile of chemicals they are But to quit making ‘em goes too far Even if embalming fluid they do contain On the shelves I wish they would remain Losing pensions the workers may not like But now they’ve lost all by going on strike Some great man should come to our aid Governor Christie, to do it you are bade Become a true American hero Save the Twinkies--make it so