Best Helper Poems
I’m out to plant spring flowers
with little feet in tow.
His eager hands will churn the soil
as gentle breezes blow.
His tender feet will grace this place
and leave sweet prints behind
to create patterns of delight -
his garden art to find.
As temperamental winter bows
to steadfast warmth of spring...
most cherished of my flowers grown,
my wild one on the swing!
I'm going to the garden
to chase a little boy,
buzzing like a bumble bee...
an afternoon of joy!
One Christmas Santa’s elf helped St. Nick a LOT
Cooing ‘Hey big boy, wanna see what I got?
She returned in a Nightie
Santa gasped, “Lord a’mighty!”
“Now St. Nick’s gonna show you what SANTA’S got”...
Submitted for: Andrea’s contest and oh, by the way, presents were delivered a bit late that year due to ‘Nicky’s Quikie’
"Santa's Helper" is a children's song, sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot".
I am Santa's helper;
Look at me,
Wrapping presents
Merrily.
Soon it will be Christmas...
Don't you know?
Gotta' get Santa's sleigh
Ready to go!
Author's Note: "Santa's Helper" makes a good activity song for children:
I am Santa's helper;
Look at me, (child points to himself)
Wrapping presents (child mimics wrapping gifts)
Merrily. (child smiles)
Soon it will be Christmas... (child points to calendar or clock)
Don't you know? (child holds hands out to sides and shrugs shoulders)
Gotta' get Santa's sleigh
Ready to go! (child mimics stuffing a sleigh with toys)
A Little Helper Clown
I have a little helper that came to visit me one day.
Soon after he got here, we became very attached.
He follows me everywhere and always checks on me.
I call him, my little waiter, for he always brings me
food, water, or a snack. He comes and asks if I'm
alright, or if I want anything. Who is not going to love
someone like him?
When I go to bed at night - he gives me a good night
kiss. In the morning when he gets up - he comes and
tells me good morning with a kiss.
He is very loveable and checks on me through out the
day. I never had so much love, kisses and hugs as I am
having today. I guess God sent him to me, so he could
brighten up my days.
We call him ( Little Javi ), but Javier is his name. If you
would ask him - what his name was, he would tell you,
that he is ( Bobo The Clown ). We plan on getting him a
little clown suit and dress him up as so. He is only four
years old today and he is also my great grandson...
07/13/2014
By Lucilla M. Carrillo
Santa’s Little Helper
At the end of the ride on his sled
with Mrs clause naked in bed
he sought the ice melter
of his little helper
to arouse his surprise from the dead.
12/22/2014
submitted to A Quaintain Christmas
sponsor – Andrea Dietrich
Do not leave me alone in this darkness.
We rave and rant in suffering, who won’t?
Dwell in me and come help me to bear this.
Men of the world know better than this, bliss!
Take pleasure from life, and that’s it! But, don’t!
Do not leave me alone in this darkness.
Knowledge and power is world’s raw justice.
Without a reason is simply a taunt.
Dwell in me and come help me to bear this.
Wealth is the key to health and happiness.
Life is a reverie, money can paint.
Do not leave me alone in this darkness.
Self-contentment is utter completeness.
There isn’t any need for You. A feint!
Dwell in me and come help me to bear this.
You are my Helper in this somberness;
Incompleteness becomes liberating.
Do not leave me alone in this darkness;
Dwell in me and come help me to bear this.
Sewing machine, long idle, gathered dust,
That Singer, that for Mama was a must.
She tried her best to teach me how to sew,
But it was hard to catch me on the go.
I wanted a real job with ample pay,
At sewing lessons, I could never stay.
When Mom died, she left me her old Singer,
As antique as washer with a wringer.
The war years seemed like only yesterday.
While they lasted, I had a job with pay.
I bought my dresses off rack at Penney's,
And could afford to eat lunch at Denny's.
I kept Mom's picture on her old sewer.
She smiled at me sitting 'neath hair blower.
I started as my big dog gave a bark,
The candle sputtered, spent and all was dark.
Holy Ghost can help, you see
To improve Christianity!
Get away from me haunted life
Anger, envy, too much strife!
Grandma and helper
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Hi grandma ! How are you?
How goes life with your helper?
Asked the grandson.
What!!! My helper, No dear
She is a sucker in the name of a helper.
Why grandma why? I did not know,
That you were not happy.
Why not get another one,
If she is not up to your expectations.
No dear enough is enough,
All the helpers are the same.
You do not need press release,
If you have a helper at home.
She will be a wonderful reporter,
We think we pay for her domestic work,
But she does unpaid service,
By her publicity of the inmates of the house!!!
Her bad mouth, tale carrying quality,
Oh no, too much to bear at my age,
Oh dear I would rather live alone,
Than to have a sucker, tale carrier, liar
In the name of a helper,
Just forget about her!!
Okay grandma,I would not say all are bad,
You get decent ones also, any way,
Forget about a helper and help yourself.
God helps those who help themselves,
Yes I know helpers try to help themselves,
Wherever they work!!!
Sent from my iPad
DNA kits
for tender tots
appetites lost
***
All Christmas Day, while Santa’s away
Mrs Claus has a lonely old day;
though she enjoyed herself,
with an elf from the shelf.
What they did, both would rather not say!
A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest; placed 1st
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date written 21st December 2022
You will help someone
And someone will help you
We all need destiny helpers
Destiny’s position is clear
It wants to be fulfilled in your life!
It brings help so that your purpose can be fulfilled!
Wake up and be ready
Get fixated and captivated with your talents and skills
So that you can turn into a better you with
The encouragement of a destiny helper
Now is the time to learn a lesson
There will be a session in life that
You will have a destiny helper which
You will need it in your life
Destiny helper
A keeper to your fulfillment
Chase your purpose
If you are in a daze
Raise your expectations
So that you never get bored!
Strike a chord with destiny and
Let your gift feed humanity even
If a river of darkness comes your way and
Remember, you belong to your purpose
Because you have a Destiny Helper!
Mark Frank
Copyright 2023
I sit and think
How do I function?
I have no source of answer
Except you
You give me full details about me
That I don't even know
I love you
But some hate you
You don't care if you are hated
Because the fact still remains
That you know about everyone
And you can never go blank
I care about you with my whole heart
And you supply me with information
Even about a stranger
That is not yet born
Others struggle to overshadow you
You don't struggle with them
Yet they can't get there
They deny you
Buy you remain their origin
Those who learn your ways
You make them great helpers
Not for yourself
But to everyone
Even to those who hate you
If you don't exist
Darkness will rule
If your ways are not learnt
Men will die
Many will say
Oh! I am greater
Oh! I can do this and you can't
But they forget that without you
They would not have been born
Many generations have passed
The world's population increases by the day
Those who have learnt your ways
Made this possible
If nobody had learnt your ways
The world's population would have decreased
Because the knowledge of you
Brings about studies
Studies!
Studies!!
About what does and does not affect man
Science is life
He's good at his job
Never slacks, never gives up
Miss him when he's gone
Tamper with her phone, primary income
Sugar site no longer accessible
Selfish intentions drove his decision
Turned to last resort substitute, Bumble
Rapid response, invite to restaurant
Simply served as practice and a nice meal
Revelations compiling impressed her
Chivalrous, frequently announced fond feel
Presented online as a mere sales rep
Below standard for her high status aim
Her lease nearly up, he drove move in step
Surreptitious inventor, numbers game
She didn't suspect his sweetness supreme
Relished via Phil's evil intervene
29th March
Unscrupled Meddler
Turned my trajectory in June 2022