Best Helper Poems

I’m out to plant spring flowers 
with little feet in tow.
His eager hands will churn the soil
as gentle breezes blow.
His tender feet will grace this place
and leave sweet prints behind
to create patterns of delight -
his garden art to find.

As temperamental winter bows
to steadfast warmth of...

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One Christmas Santa’s elf helped St. Nick a LOT
Cooing ‘Hey big boy, wanna see what I got?
She returned in a Nightie
Santa gasped, “Lord a’mighty!”
“Now St. Nick’s gonna show you what SANTA’S got”...

Submitted for: Andrea’s contest and oh, by the way, presents were delivered a bit...

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"Santa's Helper" is a children's song, sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot".

I am Santa's helper;
Look at me,
Wrapping presents
Merrily.

Soon it will be Christmas...
Don't you know?
Gotta' get Santa's sleigh
Ready to go!

Author's Note: "Santa's Helper" makes a good activity song for children:

I am Santa's helper;
Look...

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A Little Helper Clown

I have a little helper that came to visit me one day.
Soon after he got here, we became very attached.
He follows me everywhere and always checks on me.

I call him, my little waiter, for he always brings me 
food, water, or a...

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Santa’s Little Helper

At the end of the ride on his sled
with Mrs clause naked in bed
he sought the ice melter
of his little helper
to arouse his surprise from the dead.



12/22/2014

submitted to A Quaintain Christmas
sponsor – Andrea Dietrich...

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Do not leave me alone in this darkness.
We rave and rant in suffering, who won’t?
Dwell in me and come help me to bear this.

Men of the world know better than this, bliss!
Take pleasure from life, and that’s it! But, don’t!
Do not leave me alone in...

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Sewing machine, long idle, gathered dust,
That Singer, that for Mama was a must.
She tried her best to teach me how to sew,
But it was hard to catch me on the go.

I wanted a real job with ample pay,
At sewing lessons, I could never stay.
When Mom...

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Holy Ghost can help, you see
To improve Christianity!
Get away from me haunted life
Anger, envy, too much strife!...

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DNA kits
        for tender tots
        appetites lost


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Grandma and helper

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Hi grandma ! How are you?
How goes life with your helper?
Asked the grandson.
What!!! My helper, No dear 
She is a sucker in the name of a helper.

Why grandma why? I did not know, 
That you were not happy. 
Why not get another one,
If...

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All Christmas Day, while Santa’s away
Mrs Claus has a lonely old day;
though she enjoyed herself,
with an elf from the shelf.
What they did, both would rather not say!






A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest; placed 1st
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date written 21st December 2022...

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I sit and think
How do I function?
I have no source of answer
Except you

You give me full details about me
That I don't even know
I love you
But some hate you

You don't care if you are hated
Because the fact still remains
That you know about everyone
And you can never...

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You will help someone 
And someone will help you
We all need destiny helpers

Destiny’s position is clear
It wants to be fulfilled in your life!
It brings help so that your purpose can be fulfilled!
Wake up and be ready
Get fixated and captivated with your talents and skills
So that...

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He's good at his job

Never slacks, never gives up

Miss him when he's gone...

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Tamper with her phone, primary income 
        Sugar site no longer accessible 
        Selfish intentions drove his decision 
        Turned to last resort substitute,...

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