Tim Ryerson Poet Limerick

Santa's Little Helper

One Christmas Santa’s elf helped St. Nick a LOT
Cooing ‘Hey big boy, wanna see what I got?
She returned in a Nightie
Santa gasped, “Lord a’mighty!”
“Now St. Nick’s gonna show you what SANTA’S got”...

Submitted for: Andrea’s contest and oh, by the way, presents were delivered a bit late that year due to ‘Nicky’s Quikie’

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Poet Destroyer A January 4, 2015 at 5:42 PM Tim, Congratulations on your win. Luv ~LINDA~

Carrie Richards January 4, 2015 at 5:41 PM Oh, that naughty Santa !! What is Mrs. Claus going to think !!??? LOL !

Jan Allison January 4, 2015 at 4:10 PM Dropping back with my congrats Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus January 4, 2015 at 3:44 PM Very witty, naughty Limerick, Tim! Late deliveries is quite understandable! a 7 for me. Congratulations. // paul

Andrea Dietrich January 4, 2015 at 2:49 PM oh boy, Tim, this is YOURS?? It was a good and naughty one and I almost put it above an HM, but the meter just wasn't doing it for me!! I think because you made the lines so long! Congrats, my friend. Luv ya!!

Poet Destroyer A December 25, 2014 at 9:44 PM I sure love this Tim, Enjoy your days and the coming New Year. Love ~LINDA~

Ilene Bauer December 25, 2014 at 6:24 PM hilarious! nice one, tim!

Charmaine Chircop December 25, 2014 at 2:05 PM : ) lol!Entertained I am!Happy Christmas dear Tim.

Jan Allison December 25, 2014 at 8:53 AM very amusing - good luck! Hugs jan xx

Terry O'Leary December 25, 2014 at 8:32 AM Funnnnny!

Dr.Ram Mehta December 25, 2014 at 7:16 AM Lovely humor on Santa on this day, Merry Christmas, Tim

Tim Smith December 25, 2014 at 6:42 AM Thanks for the smile Tim...Merry Christmas to you