John Lawless Poet Limerick

Santa's Little Helper

Santa’s Little Helper

At the end of the ride on his sled
with Mrs clause naked in bed
he sought the ice melter
of his little helper
to arouse his surprise from the dead.



12/22/2014

submitted to A Quaintain Christmas
sponsor – Andrea Dietrich

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Poet Destroyer A January 16, 2015 at 12:34 AM Thank you for the reply

Lindsay Laurie January 10, 2015 at 4:31 PM G'day John... What can I say... it is Christmas and Santa comes once a year. Thanks for the giggle John. Lindsay

Poet Destroyer A January 4, 2015 at 5:41 PM John, Congratulations on your win. Luv ~LINDA~ John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:07 PM Thanks Linda, I like to poke a little fun at Santa (no pun intended)

Jan Allison January 4, 2015 at 4:06 PM Dropping back with my congrats John:-) Hugs Jan xx John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:02 PM Thanks Jan for following up with a congrats

Robert Stoner Jr January 4, 2015 at 3:40 PM lol John that's a hoot,nice write congratulations John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM Glad you got a chuckle Robert.

Sandra Haight January 4, 2015 at 3:24 PM Very witty, John! Congrats on your win. Sandra

Paul Callus January 4, 2015 at 3:14 PM Great witty Limerick, John! #7 for you and congratulations on a very fine win. // paul

Andrea Dietrich January 4, 2015 at 2:39 PM hahaha, you dirty guy!!! You got docked a bit on spelling of Claus and syllable count iin that same line; otherwise, this one was an awesome limerick. Congrats. John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM thanks Andrea, great contest, however....with a last name like mine the inability to observe all the rules defies an inherited trait.

Dr.Ram Mehta December 22, 2014 at 11:59 PM Very hilarious Limerick, John, Merry Christmas John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:04 PM thanks Dr. Mehta glad you enjoyed the "humor"

Keith O.J. Hunt December 22, 2014 at 6:38 PM No comment... But original.... Keith:-) John Lawless January 4, 2015 at 10:02 PM Thanks for reading and stopping by Keith

Jan Allison December 22, 2014 at 6:22 PM lol made me giggle:-) good luck:-) hugs jan xxx