Santa's Little Helper

Santa’s Little Helper

At the end of the ride on his sled
with Mrs clause naked in bed
he sought the ice melter
of his little helper
to arouse his surprise from the dead.



12/22/2014

submitted to A Quaintain Christmas
sponsor – Andrea Dietrich
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014


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Date: 1/16/2015 12:34:00 AM
Thank you for the reply
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Date: 1/10/2015 4:31:00 PM
G'day John... What can I say... it is Christmas and Santa comes once a year. Thanks for the giggle John. Lindsay
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Date: 1/4/2015 5:41:00 PM
John, Congratulations on your win. Luv ~LINDA~
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:07:00 PM
Thanks Linda, I like to poke a little fun at Santa (no pun intended)
Date: 1/4/2015 4:06:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats John:-) Hugs Jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:02:00 PM
Thanks Jan for following up with a congrats
Date: 1/4/2015 3:40:00 PM
lol John that's a hoot,nice write congratulations
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:06:00 PM
Glad you got a chuckle Robert.
Date: 1/4/2015 3:24:00 PM
Very witty, John! Congrats on your win. Sandra
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Date: 1/4/2015 3:14:00 PM
Great witty Limerick, John! #7 for you and congratulations on a very fine win. // paul
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Date: 1/4/2015 2:39:00 PM
hahaha, you dirty guy!!! You got docked a bit on spelling of Claus and syllable count iin that same line; otherwise, this one was an awesome limerick. Congrats.
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:06:00 PM
thanks Andrea, great contest, however....with a last name like mine the inability to observe all the rules defies an inherited trait.
Date: 12/22/2014 11:59:00 PM
Very hilarious Limerick, John, Merry Christmas
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:04:00 PM
thanks Dr. Mehta glad you enjoyed the "humor"
Date: 12/22/2014 6:38:00 PM
No comment... But original.... Keith:-)
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John Lawless
Date: 1/4/2015 10:02:00 PM
Thanks for reading and stopping by Keith
Date: 12/22/2014 6:22:00 PM
lol made me giggle:-) good luck:-) hugs jan xxx
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