Best Hamburger Poems

For thirty years I’ve been a truckie who has driven far and wide,
Carting goods through day and night all across the countryside…
But hours spent upon the road, do not permit a set routine,
When it comes to dining regular, on healthy style cuisine.	

If there’s time I’ll...

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Sure.
Ketchup.
Pickle
Horseradish too.

Mayo 
Lettuce?
That’s up to you.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?

A touch of butter
A slab of bacon.

Please put them on 
If mine you’re making.

Are your patties thin or thick?
Can I gobble one down right quick?...

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Husband and I are common food sappy
Spaghetti and meatballs make us happy
To please us, make us a hamburger dish
Don’t serve us salads or yogurt or fish
Warm potatoes and rich gravy give us a good time
Comfort foods like pie and cake make us feel sublime
Keep your...

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Hungrier than a wolf pack hunkering down the hill

A lpha teen male footballers share microwaving  kill

Meat tonight they smell and enough to go around

Burgers make them happy and they munch with humming sounds

Under meat they peek to see if pickles thrill the palate

Grudgingly they...

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AKA:  Happy meal soup

Brown hamburger meat in dutch oven
Add fresh chopped potatoes and let fry
Add seasoning to taste such as salt, pepper(achoo!), garlic, onion, etc.

Add one package frozen mixed veggies
add one can tomatoes and okra, peas, and/or corn to taste

let simmer for at least...

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"NO GREEN EGGS AND HAMBURGER"



it's always been rumored 
that Dr. Seuss had an 
illegitimate child. 
to the masses, it was a 
treasure hunt. 
there was no 
success. 
it's been said that 
when found, she'd continue 
his work and provide the 
people with the next great...

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I wonder what he was thinking, the man 
mounted on a stool, with his elbows resting on the bar, 
eating a Big Mac and sipping coffee from a McCafe coffee cup. 

The outside view he was watching through the glass wall 
is the flickering lights...

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DNA kits
        for tender tots
        appetites lost


***...

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Why Not to Have That Hamburger

By Elton Camp

Of course I like the taste of hamburger just fine
But in here, to explain why to avoid it, I’m tryin’
One burger can contain dioxin 300 times more 
Than the “safe” level that doctors already deplore 

Hamburgers are usually...

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When I have a hamburger on a bun
The toppings for me are different
Forget the lettuce and tomato
That is not my choice

Instead my bun is decorated in my own way
First comes the bun, then the burger
Along with two slabs of cheddar cheese
This is my favourite way...

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Hamburger Have It Your Way

Once I like hamburgers but I;
I do not like potato fries;
Cooked two quarter pounds balls of beef;
Stack processed cheese slices with lettuce leaf;
Floor was wet slip, fell spill pop on my eyes;


1/17/18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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HAMBURGER HAPPINESS

 
while the potatoes watch TV

and the addicts

frequent movie houses

skulls drool and devour

hamburger happiness,

I lie on my smooth blue

silk and contemplate

the sorrows of

the ocean


 © Kim van Breda—June 2014...

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I went for a walk in Hamburger Land
I saw hamburger children all hand in hand.
They swallowed the image, they did not create.
With  hungry mouths, they could not relate.
Vision machine had shown them the way.
Telling them lies of what they should say.
Hamburger children just look...

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The hamburger's only a craving I had
to money I spent on flavour they add.
A bun 'top a pickle and a taste of dill, 
then napkins and a tray with receipt to thrill.
From service through a window with a light grey-blue
to seating at a table meant...

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While I clung on the 
memory of yours, while I 
waited for your noise 

to make I was stopped 
by the motionless on the 
Grosse Hamburger Strasse.

Berlin became my 
second skin and I happened
to turn into a 

pale improbable
heartmark on its murky and 
woe-coloured pavement....

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