We Like Hamburger Thank You

Husband and I are common food sappy Spaghetti and meatballs make us happy To please us, make us a hamburger dish Don’t serve us salads or yogurt or fish Warm potatoes and rich gravy give us a good time Comfort foods like pie and cake make us feel sublime Keep your diet tips, your exercises, and your juices to yourself We like our salts, and our sugars, easy to reach, low on the shelf. Sure we have gained a bit of weight over the years But we’re happy and sassy and have very few tears