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"NO GREEN EGGS AND HAMBURGER" it's always been rumored that Dr. Seuss had an illegitimate child. to the masses, it was a treasure hunt. there was no success. it's been said that when found, she'd continue his work and provide the people with the next great American novel. yesterday, I went into McDonald's. I got to the cashier and she took my order. after giving me the total, she asked, "would you like it here or there?" America can thank me now, I've wrapped that sucker up and it's ready to be shipped. By: Chicano Eddie 9-28-2016

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Date: 11/15/2016 2:01:00 PM
I had never heard of green eggs until I read a poem on here not a uk thing . tried them not bad lol
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