Best Grog Poems
Some Call It Beer But To Me It's Called Grog~
A broken torpedo got wedged in my eye,
making me squint out some tea
Laughed at a submarine sauntering by,
hoagies afloat on the sea
Gathering minnows from dams ‘bout to break,
opening flood gates again
Stood midst a puddle dressed up like a lake,
watching a red herring trend
Drove to the...
Continue reading...
Categories:
grog, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
GrogGrog
Gulping down a flagon
Gives one a gibbous glow.
Gather 'round ye hardies,
Grab one and have a go.
Ghostly foam and farting
Gnomes bilge one gushing flow.
Garish gaffe...drinking Grog!
deborah burch©12/4/2016
_______________________________
Form: Pleiades...
Continue reading...
Categories:
grog, drink, life, satire,
Form:
Verse
Drinkin' Me GrogI met a wee lad in the fog
He sat on a wee people's log
I said, "Dance me a jig"
He said,"I'm not your pig.
I'm drinkin' me grog on the bog!"
3/15/2017...
Continue reading...
Categories:
grog, drink,
Form:
Limerick
Sipping his Warm Gnome GrogSipping his warm tasty gnome grog in the snow
We see troll’s size fourteen feet and we laugh at his ugly toe
Why doesn’t he wear shoes or boots someone says.
Too warm blooded me thinks, says my cousin Inez....
Continue reading...
Categories:
grog, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme