Best Golf Game Poems

Have A Great Golf Game

My belief in God is as firm as it can get
He rains down heaven so I will ne wet
With all His...

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Fill the cart with beer  
When beer is gone Game Over
Everybody sing!...

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Some Say Golf Game

Some say my golf game is really great,
And to go again I sure can hardly wait;
When balls have been hardly driving,
People are astounded...

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its world knows
everywhere there a field there
go train play in the rain
its a out let
that your can bet
also heals thinking pain
PLAY THE GOLF GAME...

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Trump Had Greeted Golf Game

Each time a golf game Trump greeted,
Only way other players he defeated;
Whoop and holler;
His ball is smaller;
Pulled tricks and constantly cheated.

Jim...

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You need not be the best player
to have impact.
Just learn how to strike.

The goal? Play it simply.
Keep them hanging --
that's a tenet worth adopting.

And address...

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Have A Great Golf Game

My belief in God is as firm as it can get
Rains down from heaven so I will be wet
With all His...

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Golf Putter That Did Sputter 

Have naughty eight iron and a nine
That are starting to become benign;
My small balls were slow as molasses;
Did decide to...

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Maybe I'll go to the driving range this afternoon. Hit a few. Oh that's right. I have a chronic pain in my back... Maybe I'll...

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Green has become my greatest goal, 
When I am golfing from hole to hole, 
And to survive and remain alive, 
Depends on distance of delicate...

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Golfing Is Great When Done Indoors

How many ways would I have to count
To finally come up with a fair amount
That to tide me over would...

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At a Garage Sale

Wish my golf energy was tough enough
To keep me from ending up in the rough
Each time I am heading for the green
And...

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I bought a new car
I got in and drove to a bar
I had a little to much to drink
Then i stumbled to the sink
Rinsed off...

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Ways Which We Will Unravel

Are some ways which we will unravel;
When in House hit head with a gavel;
Slander;
Gerrymander;
Then leave and on a long trip travel.

Jim...

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Once there was a man named Trump,
Whose hair was quite the frump,
He tweeted and he blustered,
But his speeches all just flustered.

He called himself a businessman,
But...

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