Some Say Golf Game

Some Say Golf Game

Some say my golf game is really great,
And to go again I sure can hardly wait;
When balls have been hardly driving,
People are astounded and need reviving.

What the most surely would surprise me;
Badly driven ball had hit branch of a tree
Which is when whole scene I then stole,
Ball I lofted landed right into the hole.

My game became a successful campaign;
Always remember when it started to rain;
Being old heard nature and all of her calls;
She said you should never use fake balls.

Golfers must be prepared and up braced;
On score card every line had been erased,
To appear like you were a rising golf star;
Each hole you played ended up being par.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Downing  Avatar
July 6, 2017 at 8:03 PM
Lol! I found golf the most boring sport :)
Horn Avatar
July 9, 2017 at 8:15 AM
You are just supposed to enjoy site of great surroundings including you. That is whay you are supposed to bring husband with you. Jim Horn
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