Golfing golden-age gentleman gladly gives go ahead-
gilds golf game, gets glory,
goofball glitzy gold digger girlfriend giggles
Have A Great Golf Game
My belief in God is as firm as it can get
Rains down from heaven so I will be wet
With all His love along with very being
On golf course when off He is teeing.
With God golf weather will be great
May be with much vigor or sedate
And when on back of crucifix rub
He helps me pick out perfect club.
Energy is everlasting and not draining;
God is great teacher when in training;
To get lay of course, should take a bean,
And gently roll it slowly down the green.
Now that you have found slope and flow
Way much better your golf ball will go
And God makes sure game will survive
By continually keeping your drive alive.
God for guidance will give you His map
Improving game and lowers handicap,
No longer surprising like a rising star,
Game will be below or equal to par.
So will have a great golf game or SWAG.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Trump Had Greeted Golf Game
Each time a golf game Trump greeted,
Only way other players he defeated;
Whoop and holler;
His ball is smaller;
Pulled tricks and constantly cheated.
Jim Horn
Still laughing?
Jim Horn
Over ten again so have to add more
to this poem so I can cut and paste
later.
Trump An Idiot That Blooms
Trump became an idiot that does bloom;
And his veracity is in vase in every room;
Hands small do seem;
No features redeem;
Orange hair and fat face makes us fume.
Jim Horn
Mr. Williams
My father in law and uncle in law
and brother in law are all railroad
engineers for Missouri Pacific which
is now the Union Pacific. Brother in
law is only one alive now. Those small
steps set the steps for our fast growing
future. Write a poem about that.
Jim Horn
Some Say Golf Game
Some say my golf game is really great,
And to go again I sure can hardly wait;
When balls have been hardly driving,
People are astounded and need reviving.
What the most surely would surprise me;
Badly driven ball had hit branch of a tree
Which is when whole scene I then stole,
Ball I lofted landed right into the hole.
My game became a successful campaign;
Always remember when it started to rain;
Being old heard nature and all of her calls;
She said you should never use fake balls.
Golfers must be prepared and up braced;
On score card every line had been erased,
To appear like you were a rising golf star;
Each hole you played ended up being par.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Have A Great Golf Game
My belief in God is as firm as it can get
He rains down heaven so I will ne wet
With all His love along with very being
Even when off on golf course am teeing.
With God golf weather will be great
May be with much vigor or sedate
And when on back of crucifix rub
He helps me pick out perfect club.
Energy is everlasting and not draining
God is thoughtful teacher when in training
Has a golden rule which is to take a bean
And do gently roll it slowly down the green.
Now that you have found slope and flow
Way much better your golf ball will go
And God makes sure game will survive
By continually keeping your drive alive.
When you will allow God to be your map
He has been known to have your handicap
No longer surprising like a rising star
But somewhere near or equal to par.
So will have a great golf game or SWAG.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Fill the cart with beer
When beer is gone Game Over
Everybody sing!
its world knows
everywhere there a field there
go train play in the rain
its a out let
that your can bet
also heals thinking pain
PLAY THE GOLF GAME
You need not be the best player
to have impact.
Just learn how to strike.
The goal? Play it simply.
Keep them hanging --
that's a tenet worth adopting.
And address it on a single plane.
That reduces movement.
(In general, it would appear that limbo
is a good state for golfers.)
It's a precision game, after all.
One must learn
efficiency in hitting.
If you take too many
swings, you lose.
Your approach considered a good one
by the experts. Just go in.
Calculating a handicap is
often complicated --
And when it comes to yours,
I don't know how to begin
Or end.