My New Car
I bought a new car
I got in and drove to a bar
I had a little to much to drink
Then i stumbled to the sink
Rinsed off my face
I accidentally used the soap and my eyes felt like they were shot with mace
I blindly got to my car
I had to get to my golf game in time for the first par
I slammed on the peddle
Then my engine started to rattle
And then i slammed into a tree
I got so scared that i started to pee
The whole car blew up
My throat felt like it had a lump
I couldn't speak for weeks
Because my car was no longer very neat...
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