Best Get A Room Poems
A young fellow back east in Lahore
was making out with his girl on the floor.
Said she "This floor is too hard.
Let's go out in the yard
and in front of the neighbors next door!"
They told me to "Go get a room!"
But how could they even presume
My income suffices;
These real estate prices?
Dear parents, your house is my tomb!
8/6/2026
Written for Margarita Lillico's Get a Room Poetry Contest
At the bus stop was smutty Miss June,
and her guy there was showing his moon,
having PDA fun
as June’s pants came undone.
It was not just the bus coming soon!
An amorous couple in the park
canoodled on the grass for a lark.
"All I hear is 'boom boom'.
Why don't you get a room?",
a flattened ant was heard to remark.
They flooded the server with chat,
With their memes of a skeptical cat.
“Get a room, or it’s doom!”
Typed the mod with a boom,
“Or I’ll nuke the whole channel now scat!”
Now arriving at the hotel,
After the wedding went so well.
There was not a room
for the bride and groom
That night in the car was not swell.
Two friends went on a weeklong tour
Soon on bed, one began to snore
The other sat up irate.
He began cursing his fate.
He murmured “What an awful bore!”
With his friend lying so close on bed
He thought, his sleep, he would have to shed
He wished to avert his doom
Told hotel boy- ‘get a room’
Leaving his friend, to next room he fled.
They shared too hot lips in Jaguar.
Jim Joe, out of fuel, going far.
He aimed for home run
But out came the sun.
Yelled cop, “Get a room! Get out car.”
Joe is in love with June
A girl with eyes like moon
Whenever they meet
They are not discreet
Wishing they’d get a room
Written: August 7, 2026 for a contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico
Checked by: HMS.COM / 10/10/6/6/10
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"Go get a room!" quacked the duck in the pond
at two clouds drifting dreamily beyond
They're cuddling in the sky
a beetle chirped nearby
Let them hover—for that bond, they're renowned.
Upon a small bench in our park
Two lovers, entwined in the dark,
Somehow did not know
The street light, aglow
Highlighted their hot lovers' spark.
Some viewers wore supportive grins
In knowing how love always wins
Will take its own course
Wherever the source
To dance with its romantic spins.
But then, in the crowd, some yell no!
This lover's display now must go!
Now please get a room
Where hot love can zoom
And bystanders don't have to know!
Got a dirty room to broom
To make it spic, span, zoom
Tumbled on the greasy floor
Pale flew here, broom yore
Glad, a pretty nurse came to groom
**bawdy warning
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Get A Room Poetry Contest-Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
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at the wedding friends of the bride and groom
saw them both outside going boom, boom, boom
straight to the point drunk guest, artie
the always life of the party
yelled, " why dont you two go and get a room"
''Get a room for me ten by ten by ten
Just Telling you again and again,
Windy breeze to blow
Go haste, don't go slow.
Now have started heavy showers of rains."
There once was a couple from Rundle
Who together we could only see double
Joined at the hip
We shouted a gip
"Christ, get a room for your muddle!"