Best Flirts Poems

April first drives up in a new Lamborghini,
Everyone knows it is one of her foolish tricks
She will be driving a beat-up pickup farm truck
In thirty days, when time comes to start the planting.
April, she flounces between winter and summer,
Calling herself spring but she is, frankly,...

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in the slow river
pressed flat against the bank
tadpole flirts


4/6/3...

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{"My burial was about to commence, become a happening. My spirit was a necropolis already, everlasting. So what significance did it take for me to give it all up? 
My soul to be extracted from my body and heightened, sore up to the horizons, ambiance...

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Just get me something on the dollar menu.
Ok, deer balls..
What??
They’re under a buck.
*rolling eyes*

I like you.
Oh, sure - how many girls have you said THAT too?
Lots.
Huh?
I’ve told lots of your friends that I like you.

I was thinking of you.
Awww.
In my time of hornyness. 
Eeuuwww!

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