Best Exterminate Poems

Spiders
Big ones fat ones
Juicy ones angry ones
Mean ones

No worries.
Until you’ve been bitten
By a brown recluse
300,000 spiders can live on
Six acres of land.
Well isn’t this nice to know
Since I live on six acres of land

When you add my neighbor’s land
Because you must
Since spiders like to roam

I...

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