Best Ex Girlfriend Poems
When I was yours I loved you so
Seemed you did not love me
You never ever held me close
Put too much above me
I am a man we make mistakes
And you've made mistakes too
I'm glad that someone took my place
'Cause some things I can't do
I've made you laugh I've made you cry
Know you from head to feet
I left without your kiss goodbye
I tried to cut you deep
In the end when it's said and done
You will remember me
As the man you let get away
No longer hinders me
ex girlfriend sighting
oh how she looks so depressed
my day is now made!
My worse enemy was my last girlfriend,
Which is something that I had to admit,
But the relationship was a world wind
Of emotions that gave me a fit.
When I first pursued this girlfriend-to-be,
Maybe I was a bit over zealous.
Eventually, I found out that she
Used me to make two other guys jealous.
A restraining order had to be served,
Because I tried to bury the "lady,"
But was that what The Sonnet Man deserved,
Considering that she drove me crazy.
I hope she loses her hair and gets fat,
Then I can say, "That is the end of that!"
Do not smoke me
out of your heart
I am still nursing
the septic wounds