Best Ex Poems
Dear ExDear Ex,
I know you and I had our differences.
We were always finding new ways to say I loathe you.
It was my blameworthiness that allowed the rain to enter your car,
because your window was down.
I’m sorry I didn’t carry my 9 months of pregnant girth,
down...
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Categories:
ex, life, recovery from...rain, rain,
Form:
Free verse
Trouble and Strife For Ex Husband and WifeRick was violent and showed no remorse
His alcoholic outbursts lead to their divorce
Wife Sue moves away with Billy their son
Then Billy’s badly injured in a hit and run
Sue contacts Rick, he dashes to the scene
Billy’s hooked up to a life support machine
Parents sit at his...
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Categories:
ex, child, divorce, health,
Form:
Couplet
To My Ex-BoyfriendAnd if I have learned anything from our love,
it is that things do not break in even pieces.
The way I still catch you glancing in my direction
or searching for the words to start a simple conversation from time to time
makes me believe that maybe...
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Categories:
ex, adventure, boyfriend, love, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Premature Ex
An old Ethiopian veteran of the love wars
once told a newlywed Kenyan kid:
If you want the infant marriage to survive,
make it to the golden years Mt. Kilimanjaro side
You gotta keep the giraffe standing up,
when the ecstasy mountain air gets thin at night
When you’re starting...
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Categories:
ex, allegory, marriage, philosophy, truth,
Form:
Burlesque
Ex-Gay, Part IMy name, it is Reginald,
and I’ve got a story to tell,
some folks, they will not like it,
they’ll cry out,”Go to hell!”
You see my wife beside me?
it wasn’t always this way,
’cause for the past ten years now,
I’ve been living an ex-gay.
If this makes no sense, relax,
some...
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Categories:
ex, angst, confusion, fear, feelings,
Form:
Narrative
Ex Ruben OSaid you'd make it through,
But you didn't stand a chance:
Now his name is ex.
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For My friend Ruben...
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Categories:
ex, humorous
Form:
Senryu
Ex Drover, MeEx Drover, me
As the cleaner sweeps the street,
And the saddle leather squeaks,
cos he's riding ol Darkie,
an his mind is with the herd.
He remembers the cold nights,
Leaps from his swag at daylight,
To stand by the fire ,
For some breakfast egg n bacon.
Yes bloody sah!
An the coffe...
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Categories:
ex, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Thank You Letter To My Ex-WifeI learned to be stronger
I am better by far
By leaving your orbit
with nary a scar
I'm a better man for it
I'm glad that we met
But, I'm thankful for all
that I lost on the bet
I want to say thank you
For coming into my life
Because now that you're...
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Categories:
ex, conflict, courage, dark, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Loyalty To My ExYou love him, you want him
He doesn’t want you
You’ve had no one for so long
just the person that you knew
He’s stuck in your head
Glued to your mind
Friends say forget him
There’s new guys to find
The loyalty shown,
You never did cheat,
His love was enough
For you to retreat
You...
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Categories:
ex, boyfriend, break up, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
Ex Worker BeeI used to be a worker bee,
And as far as I could ever see,
Would never have the sunshine time,
To sing a song, to pen a rhyme.
I longed so for a day I would be free,
To paint a picture, to watch TV,
That day came with new...
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Categories:
ex, retirement,
Form:
Light Verse
Shameful Ex-BoyfriendMy soul urns for justice and it’s own freedom why is this sh** keep me awake and everything else continuously makes me break I am demonstrating my fake famous traits amazingly entertaining everyone around me they praise me by keeping my life and my name...
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Categories:
ex, abuse, anger, anti bullying,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Email 2 An Ex Chrissyspose you will ignore me old friend,
but twenty years you smiled,
i was never perfect,
but we travelled many miles,
i have 3 people who won't know me,
mark john and diana, vile,
i know you want your privacy,
gets lonesome just sometimes....
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Categories:
ex, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Happy Birthday To My Ex-WifeMuch had I planned for your day
Forgetting that own I alone past days
Control of all time lies in His way
As the hidden future reveals by today
Then I know we are used to act His play
God alone make way
Even if we work till May
Glory of...
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Categories:
ex, faith, work, life, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Deus Ex Machina
“deus ex machina”
When LOVE came knocking at our door
we stood there opposite sides
like torn pages
from the chapters of a banned book
with no spine
awaiting
collaboration
A common thread
our folded signatures are stitched together
and then joined with other signatures
to create the complete book
Enter the wings...
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Categories:
ex, art, courage, fun, imagery,
Form:
Romanticism
A Tribute To My Ex HusbandTrue story guys... True story
I wondered why he didn't peak
As my dress would hit the floor
I pondered why he didn't speak
Of wanting something more
It seemed a bit strange
That he maintained a state of flaccid
Unless...
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Categories:
ex, divorce, humor, husband, rainbow,
Form:
Free verse