Best Eggs Poems
Pun With EggsBenedict was tired, he’d been driving all day.
This was his last delivery, 2 tonnes of eggs delivered to Safeway.
The kid came out of nowhere, stared Benedict in the face,
He tried to brake, then swerved, in the wrong place.
The scene was chaos,...
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Categories:
eggs, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Easter Eggs and SeashellsLike Easter eggs and seashells,
I collect them
scattered dubloons in gypsy gold
Brushstrokes of verse by hands more able
to decorate, and brighten
My barren table
Bountiful fruit from other fields
As smiles compel,
As lament heals
They are the beauty I borrow
The flowers I water
They are gems of titian embers
The ascension
Of...
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Categories:
eggs, appreciation, community, poems, poets,
Form:
Free verse
Cold White EggsEaster morning- children grown
a pair of cold white eggs
sitting in a silent bowl...
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Categories:
eggs, childhood, holiday, time,
Form:
Free verse
Green Eggs, Spam and GritsGreen eggs, Spam and grits
Sam and Pam had their fill,
Then made their way to Main Street
Down WhoDat’s Whatsup Hill.
Waived "Hi!" to their neighbors
To show them that they cared.
All smiled except two who
Just stood there and glared.
Hulu Q Hopps and
His shorter half-brother
They came from two pops...
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Categories:
eggs, bullying, cat, courage, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
EggsEdible, plentiful,
Easy to prepare, and
Extra tasty when fried;
Easter bunny brings them.
Eager children find them.
Elliptical shaped shells
Embody earth and life!
Written Sept. 18, 2016 for Kim Merryman's Pleiades E Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
eggs, food,
Form:
Verse
Thank You God For Bird EggsWhen love lies in a crypt unnamed
And it's fire lives on lips untamed
And the wild fury wakes from it's sleep
to find the who or what it seeks
With thirst and hunger of the starving
Armed with strength men find alarming
and the valor of a silent knight
Antisipating whatever...
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Categories:
eggs, dream, fantasy, hero, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Green Eggs and Gooseberry JamHeckle and Jeckle, jellyroll jam,
Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth.
Little kids like to eat green eggs and ham;
So do you – now tell me the truth!
One fish, two fish, red, white and blue fish,
Old glory is waving on high;
A moss-covered, three-handled family cradunza
Might suddenly take...
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Categories:
eggs, children, funny, old, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Green Ham and EggsMy sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss
I couldn't resist writing this one
Some of that tasty green ham and eggs
With a bunch of worms on a bun
Eeew! That sounds really quite gross
Dr. Seuss is turning over in his grave
Us poets call it artistic license
Sometimes it winds up...
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Categories:
eggs, children,
Form:
Quatrain
How Do You Like Your Eggs In the Morning?Like a warm cotton bud used to give inner ears a clean
there is something comforting about routine.
Knowing where you stand and the order of play,
knowing what to expect at every point in your day.
Living to a schedule, everything has it’s time and place -
knowing the...
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Categories:
eggs, life, on work and
Form:
Couplet
Grandma's Easter Eggs
Remember when grandma would boil the eggs?
There were no fancy color kits to buy.
She used crushed berries for the royals, purple and blue,
tea or coffee for sunny shades of yellow and orange,
and spinach for gracious green (the only way I liked it at the time).
Glorious...
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Categories:
eggs, childhood, children, environment, food,
Form:
Haibun
A Dawn Picnic Of Pickled Eggsup from the east
rose the sun for a feast
with the moon who was still up at dawn
the two for a banquet
upon a tartan blanket
and ate pickled eggs on the lawn
so bright was the sun
at what had begun
with the moon who was desperately shy
the two...
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Categories:
eggs, fun, funny, humorous, love,
Form:
Light Verse
Spotted Eggs Gingerly Cared Forspring
rose buds
robins nest
with spotted eggs
gingerly cared for
sun’s sweet smile
warming us
lovely
spring...
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Categories:
eggs, nature, spring,
Form:
Ninette
EggsEaster, and the mystery
unfolds in the hearts
of chocolate rabbits.
Some still believe,
in the capacity of eggs to
resurrect joy,
or they race within chicken runs,
to celebrate a pre-diabetic date,
while other's only offer up
painted shells.
The mystery will continue,
just as long
as we play these games,
of hide and seek....
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Categories:
eggs, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Slam and EggsBest sung in a country music way
with a redneck attitude , Hoorahhhhhhh
This is a work of fiction, and
any resemblance to anyone or contest
is purely coincidental.
All Together Now !
Oh, a Sponsor, Has done it again
Made a contest, I can't get in
But that's fine
I'll...
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Categories:
eggs, satire, song,
Form:
Lyric
Categories:
eggs, easter,
Form:
Haiku