Slam and Eggs

Best sung in a country music way with a redneck attitude , Hoorahhhhhhh This is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to anyone or contest is purely coincidental. All Together Now ! Oh, a Sponsor, Has done it again Made a contest, I can't get in But that's fine I'll just sit here with my rhyme They posted a contest, with a couple of rules That make rhymers like me, feel just like fools But that's fine I'll let it go one more time chorus I could maybe pen a sonnet Just to get my song in Or try to write an Ode Just for giggles and grins But it's true and you know it I'll never win What a sin Why don't we try it again It's all about the form,of poems today Not about the words that they have to say But that's fine I'm going to stay, true to mine chorus I could maybe pen a sonnet Just to get my song in Or try to write an Ode Just for giggles and grins But it's true and you know it I'll never win What a sin Why don't we try it again