Slam and Eggs

Best sung in a country music way
with a redneck attitude ,  Hoorahhhhhhh

This is a work of fiction, and 
any resemblance to anyone or contest 
is purely coincidental.

All Together Now !

Oh, a Sponsor, Has done it again
Made a contest, I can't get in
But that's fine
I'll just sit here with my rhyme

They posted a contest, with a couple of rules
That make rhymers like me, feel just like fools 
But that's fine
I'll let it go one more time

      chorus

I could maybe pen a sonnet
Just to get my song in
Or try to write an Ode
Just for giggles and grins
But it's true and you know it
I'll never win
What a sin 
Why don't we try it again

 
It's all about the form,of poems today
Not about the words that they have to say
But that's fine
I'm going to stay, true to mine


chorus

I could maybe pen a sonnet
Just to get my song in
Or try to write an Ode
Just for giggles and grins
But it's true and you know it
I'll never win
What a sin 
Why don't we try it again
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Gulley Avatar
December 18, 2014 at 8:54 PM
This is what I am saying Ha Ha Ha Ha and yes I feel the same way even if it is all fictional. This one hit close to home. Thank you Jerry, the laughter and honesty was well needed...Sharon G. Awesome write.
Onclaud Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 10:34 AM
so enjoyable and lively, jerry... makes me want to sing!.. huggs
Smith Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 9:27 AM
Is this where we order the eggs?....I'll take mine over easy....thank you
Petersen Potter Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 9:13 AM
I liked this slam and eggs slam.. Robert...Very nice lyrics! Cheers! :) D.
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