Best Drummed Poems

A cow in the kitchen
A cow in the bedroom
is the woman once loved
and venerated by fiancee
but drummed as a drum

She tills the land she owns not
and reproduces for drummers
she is the machine of pleasure
never greased, rarely thanked

She is dry cow-hide available
for drumming as ancient drum
of...

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Stan loved to play his new drum
He could only play Tum Tum
He played Tum Tum all-day
Until his Dad took them away
Stan took off to tell his Mum...

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He was fearful that if he fell asleep,
lithium batteries in his cells would leak.
A new prescription his psychiatrist wrote
and that's how he started on Depakote..
His ups and downs were hard to endure.
One day he seized on the kitchen floor.
There wasn't a history of seizures before.
In...

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