Best Drooling Poems

Hot apple pie is the ultimate treat
For sheer taste enjoyment, it can't be beat
Exciting the senses
The drooling commences
This mouth watering treat is ever so sweet

Now pile on some ice cream high up on top
Taste buds will tango and you'll tingle nonstop
A sensation so heavenly
You'll hear...

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I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior
Trousers pulled up nipple high
Poop stains on my shirt and in my hair
Happy but I don't know why

Got to go to see my doctor
Really painful when I pee
All you people hear me farting
Better hide the children
Cause I am about to let...

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I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my keyboard and yours
With mushy stuff I fantasize

It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat
Contrary to what you may think
Can be sillier than the silliest damn jester
Then switch as...

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What makes us giggle uncontrollably
What triggers this reaction emotionally
If there's a cure
Don't want it for sure
Really love all the drooling quite copiously


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Intimate lovers
Kiss me here, now kiss me here-
The milky moon drooled....

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All things considered, yesterday was pretty cool
Not the temps but my refreshing dip in the pool
As I splashed around
I almost drowned
As this vision appeared and I started to drool...

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wispy afternoon
here our special children drools
on the elderly
~
sucking hard candies
each of them young and old all
salivating yum
~
from out of the purse
of strange little old lady
sweet hard rock candy


1/12/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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gaunt ghost jolting
lusty lurch fermenting
felon higgledy-piggledy fostering
busted hurly-burly blistering
hoisted emotions hankering
strife strove, surging

damped death drooling
after ghost galloping
scared fate sobbing

at mystic margin:
pulpy pace shrinking
death met banshee

callous war's conceived
death feigning defeat.
          19:12:12:08:56...

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It was a silly little thing,
I thought I could survive it.
But it followed that monster everywhere, 
And I knew it would divide us.
It's tiny little button nose was the cutest thing about it.
It's slimy tongue and whiny cries would all but keep me near.
I knew...

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Sunshine summer raining down
On naked breath, hope
Racing to meet the echoes
Promises awakened on the caress
Of light, stirring, silencing
Every dark thought – as my fingers work
Struggling to grasp every plump 
Blackberry without grazing the thorns
From the briars where such blessed
Goodness survives the showers
Who pound away at...

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You melt my heart and other parts of my body
In fact, some of my parts are anything but floppy
You could call me tense
Rigid parts quite immense
Gasping, drooling and excessively sloppy...

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No matter how ancient us old geezers get
One thing never changes, we still lust for duets
Climbing the mountain
Till that final explosion
Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread...

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All things considered, yesterday was pretty cool
Not the temps but my refreshing dip in the pool
As I splashed around
I almost drowned
As this vision appeared I started to drool...

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when at first I met you
I thought Utopia was here
but then you unveiled your rule
by which my love was speared
such emotions seeped in pain,
damp dexterity, sacred sway

you said you'll be always there
pruning my patience, soothing stance
like bounty breeze's to pulpy pear
but then did you lend...

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SCORES OF SORES AND SORRY POURS

ALL FILLED, BOTH UP AND OUT

TO BALANCE SCALES OF EMPTY PAGES

TIPPED FROM BOTTLED BOTTOMS END

POURED FROM MOUTH TO SPOUT.

TIMELESS AGES TALLIES MADE 

HALF EMPTY BY OUR FOOL

PAGES STAID AND TURNING LAID 

WHILE DRAUGHT OF DROP-LESS DRINK

IS SAVORED COOL.

DESTINY OF MAN...

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