Jack Ellison Poet Lyric

Yankee Drooling Senior

I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior
Trousers pulled up nipple high
Poop stains on my shirt and in my hair
Happy but I don't know why

Got to go to see my doctor
Really painful when I pee
All you people hear me farting
Better hide the children
Cause I am about to let one fly

© Jack Ellison 2013



(To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Apologies to George M. Cohan.)

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July

I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy

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Andrea Dietrich January 23, 2013 at 4:35 PM hahaha. it's disgusting and funny!! Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 7:29 PM LOL Yep that's me... disgusting and funny! Big hugs, Jack xox

Carol Eastman January 23, 2013 at 2:16 PM I think Cohan is probably turning over in his grave... But I liked it! Those writers will be turning over in their graves before they die or they will kill me when they find out in 3 weeks that I write Frou frou poetry... This may make a great poem...Emmm... Maybe instead of telling them... I'll write them a poem... Naw... They may not get it... and I HAVE TO see the looks on their faces when they catch on! I'm going to be in deep doo doo... Snicker! Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM What is frou frou poetry! LOL If you need a hand up to get out of that deep doo doo... give me a call! Big huggeroonies! xox

Donna Jones January 23, 2013 at 12:12 PM Good googly moogly Jack you are a blast! You are a cyber angel Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 12:45 PM WOWSERS! Never been called that before! LOL Love it! Hope you're having a super duper day, my new friendly! Big huggeroonies!

Toquyen Harrell January 23, 2013 at 10:00 AM Lol, you're too much, Jack! You are having too much fun! Has the winter doused you a bit? :) Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 11:13 AM Woke up to 0 degrees F!!! Enough already... spring where are you! Hugs, Jack

Debbie Guzzi January 23, 2013 at 9:11 AM Oh MY do not talk about my handsome friend so!! ;) Light & Love Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 11:11 AM LOL Couldn't resist... just heard Yankee Doodle Dandy on a music channel and it got the old juices flowing! Hugs, Jack xox

Seren Roberts January 23, 2013 at 7:56 AM lol Jack, you having fun ...Seren Jack Ellison January 23, 2013 at 8:17 AM Oh ya! Having a bunch of fun! Love ya... Jack xox