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Yankee Drooling Senior

I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior
Trousers pulled up nipple high
Poop stains on my shirt and in my hair
Happy but I don't know why

Got to go to see my doctor
Really painful when I pee
All you people hear me farting
Better hide the children
Cause I am about to let one fly

© Jack Ellison 2013



(To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Apologies to George M. Cohan.)

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July

I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/23/2013 4:35:00 PM

hahaha. it's disgusting and funny!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2013 7:29:00 PM

LOL Yep that's me... disgusting and funny! Big hugs, Jack xox

Carol Eastman

Date: 1/23/2013 2:16:00 PM

I think Cohan is probably turning over in his grave... But I liked it! Those writers will be turning over in their graves before they die or they will kill me when they find out in 3 weeks that I write Frou frou poetry... This may make a great poem...Emmm... Maybe instead of telling them... I'll write them a poem... Naw... They may not get it... and I HAVE TO see the looks on their faces when they catch on! I'm going to be in deep doo doo... Snicker!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2013 7:27:00 PM

What is frou frou poetry! LOL If you need a hand up to get out of that deep doo doo... give me a call! Big huggeroonies! xox