Best Drivers Poems

I drove home from a party one winters night
I'd had quite a few drinks but I felt alright
It was pouring rain as I approached our town
My girlfriend said to me, "John will you slow down" .

I turned up the volume of my favorite song
And pressed...

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Image of Grandparents Country Home from my family collection

The Two Drivers In My Life

In my younger years ...
I got to know the souls of my parent's worlds,
were as distant as our known solar system.
Mom was advancing in the ways of God.
Dad owned a thriving enterprise...

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Some adults should go back to driving school,
those who seem not to comprehend red signs
at four-way stops. So many act a fool
and take my turn. Oh, there should be stiff fines!

Some licenses, I long to cut to bits.
Those jerks who chase me down, then ride...

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Movie seen 
Driving home
Newly found couple 
To be alone
 
River bank parked
Dead of night
His golden blond
Beautiful sight
 
Their lips meet
Hands wander
Imagination flow
Hearts ponder
 
To be comfortable 
Seats are changed
Buttons loose
Clothes rearranged
 
Passion starts
Hands walk free
Skin explored
Of he and she
 
Naked souls 
Join as one
Heavens merge
Joys...

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WOMEN DRIVERS


The trouble with women drivers
with all of their if’s, ands, and butts

is that when they are driving for distance
they lose all their delicate touch

thinking the faster they get there
will cause all the others to blush

but no one cares how well they drive
as long as...

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I have been privileged,
 To hold in my life,
The title that’s known
 As a truck driver’s wife.
Now, women all know
Being married is rough.
But, marry a trucker,
And then let’s talk tough!
The miles that they run,
And, the job that they do,
Gives us grey hairs,
And fries our nerves...

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I was asked to read some poetry down at an old folks home,
Where they'd lost need for toothbrushes, and naturally a comb,
That is the blokes of course, who are gummy, stooped and bald, 
And closing on a hundred years, which most can't be recalled.

The women...

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Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like to yell at them to take a hike.

Of course I can’t say THAT. They’re in a car.
What makes them all...

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Traveling from coast to coast
On the road day and night
Bringing things we need
Leaving familes at home
While they deliver goods
Sleeper as their second home away from home
And Truckstops as their kitchen away from home
Beautiful scenery but sometimes gloomy
Mountains, forests always greener
Sunny but most days cloudy
Feeling homesick...

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Bloody women drivers! They’re a curse upon the road,
yeah those bloody women drivers, near make me damn explode…
now I’ll give you one example of just how bad they are
when right now I’m driving down the freeway in my car.

I am on me way to work...

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Now you may think that these things cannot be true,
But following extensive research, something that I do,
I can completely reassure you, these annoyances are fact,
So please forgive me, if I appear to be a little short on tact,

Driving behind anyone wearing any kind of hat
Is...

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I had a back seat driver.
How I wished he'd just shut up!
"Take the wheel!" I said one day,
When I'd had quite enough.

God slid behind the wheel,
and quickly shifted gears.
Then in a different direction we went.
Now, He's the only one that steers!

Sometimes that back seat driver,
can...

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Each day as I drive on the roads of my town
I wonder what the hell is going down?
 
They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere
Bad drivers make me want to pull out my hair!
 
There are those who drive slower than molasses
And those who clearly need...

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I suppose since time immemorial - Dads have provided tutorial,
Doing their best to strive - To teach their kids how to drive.
Though Dads were never all that keen - Kids pestered him once a teen,
To drive the old family sedan - To get a license...

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Whatever happened to all those cab drivers 
  in Madison, Wisconsin with PhD's back in the 1970's?

How are all the college kids doing who cut off a finger or toe
  in order to avoid get drafted for the War in Vietnam?

How many domestic...

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