An Ode To Bad Drivers
Each day as I drive on the roads of my town
I wonder what the hell is going down?
They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere
Bad drivers make me want to pull out my hair!
There are those who drive slower than molasses
And those who clearly need better glasses.
They pull out in front of me, then slow me right down
Even though after me, no cars are around!
They stay in the left lane, no matter what
Man they need a good kick in the butt!
Nobody knows how to signal their turn
Those ones I want to set fire to and burn.
The jerks that turn left from inside lane to out
One of these days I know I will shout;
Are you for real? A moron? A loser?
Next time I’ll ram right into your cruiser!
A traffic cop I would so love to be
But to jail I would go for brutality.
So bad drivers take note of my verbiage,
I hate you so much, you bring out my road rage!!!
How about giving common sense a try
Or I might one day really make you cry.
Better yet - the best thing for us
Give up your keys and take the damned bus!!!
Copyright © Janis Aldred | Year Posted 2020
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