An Ode To Bad Drivers

Each day as I drive on the roads of my town I wonder what the hell is going down? They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere Bad drivers make me want to pull out my hair! There are those who drive slower than molasses And those who clearly need better glasses. They pull out in front of me, then slow me right down Even though after me, no cars are around! They stay in the left lane, no matter what Man they need a good kick in the butt! Nobody knows how to signal their turn Those ones I want to set fire to and burn. The jerks that turn left from inside lane to out One of these days I know I will shout; Are you for real? A moron? A loser? Next time I’ll ram right into your cruiser! A traffic cop I would so love to be But to jail I would go for brutality. So bad drivers take note of my verbiage, I hate you so much, you bring out my road rage!!! How about giving common sense a try Or I might one day really make you cry. Better yet - the best thing for us Give up your keys and take the damned bus!!!