Best Dosh Poems

I have travelled through the cluttered corridors of my tired mind countless times. 
I have reached deep into the dark abyss of my captive soul and in that profoundly disturbing darkness, I went searching to find myself. 
I heard the screeching of my soul in...

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When the attacks on the towers began
I was sicker than sick, and waiting for the man
Bodies fell on bodies, stone fell on stone
‘Welcome to the Orange answer phone’

When the force of the second plane hit
I was rushing to the toilet for a sick man’s ****
‘Tis...

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She designs clothes
He prefers the ones
That he doesn’t wear much of
But what he does he  hmmmmm’s


What a picture he makes
In his nearly clothes
So sexy even with his tatts
Makes me curl my toes

Now he loves football
Making loads of dosh
She doesn’t play that game
But loves to...

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Aladdin and his magic lamp,Ali Baba and his thieves. 
Sinbad and his sailors ship , a thousand tales like these.
I wish I had a djinni, who could open up these doors,
that men with dead eyes sceamed and planned to order borders closed.

Because these people never...

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My Contst Pom

‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash

08th October 2016...

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On Radio 4 this morning, plastic fivers...

So, money doesn’t grow on trees no more
For some of us it never really did
The rich grow ever richer, and the poor
Still grovel for a poxy flippin’ quid
The launderers shall rub their hands with glee
‘Tis easy now to wipe...

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Kidnapped. - for Peeking Through The Keyhole Contest

The hole where the key’s meant to go
Was vacant so I had to know
What was outside to be seen
But my captors weren’t all that keen

It seems I succumbed to a cosh
Cos someone was after some dosh
Nobody heard when...

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...  continued...


Now Malc opened a savings account, at the co-op bank,
He knew his dosh would there be safe, it was honest, fair and frank,
But when he told them of his name, they didn't really get it, 
'Cause when he looked at his banking book...

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Children of Market Gods

Oh the sherbet of my youth
To climb trees
And run from bees
To bathe in playful streams
To dress up and be the prince of my dreams

I was captain hook
Marvelled at stories from my books
Imagination my friend, my dog blue,
A friend so true
Everyday an adventure,...

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To the self appointed patricians of government

Take back your schemes
Take back your doles
What makes you deem
That I was one of your proles

I may have needs
Wishes it’s true
Keep your snake oil and beads
I’ll get along without you

You came along with all your clever machinations
Supported and all...

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In Observant Jewish communities everywhere
  From Jerusalem to New York
The word 'Goy' is used pejoratively               (Hebrew: Person/People/Nation)
  --No differently than pork

Yet examine its history carefully 
  And you'll...

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The news out Armageddon is upon us and it’s time for all of us to go 
The world's armies have all gathered and they are putting on a show

Heaven is calling and everyone wants to know just where they stand 
Before packing up their worthy...

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" Hungry lives in the pockets of All corrupt people  of the World." 
"Any corrupt person has a big mouths to swallow a golden big brick."
          Quotes by poet

Corrupt folks,  
Did you notice that a corrupt millionaire 
Is always hungry than some poor people? 
If...

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Nae dinner again 
Ah heard my ma saying 
Wit am ah gonna 
Gee the blimming wains 
We're staving ma the wains wid say
Shut yer mouths
Ave been trying to tap aw day .
Then in it stoats all drunk and insane
Dus ny even care about the stait...

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I spent my day shopping for rubies

for my Mommy who wished to mate

misheard though because I was small

asked for boobies instead for her date


the vendour asked me how many

I replied I only had money for one

he offered two small ones instead

in that way cost would...

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