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Famous Couples the Beckhams

She designs clothes
He prefers the ones
That he doesn’t wear much of
But what he does he  hmmmmm’s


What a picture he makes
In his nearly clothes
So sexy even with his tatts
Makes me curl my toes

Now he loves football
Making loads of dosh
She doesn’t play that game
But loves to shop does Posh

He has a brilliant smile
She looks like she sucked a lemon
But opposites attract
Their marriage was made in heaven

You will see them out and about
She stick thin with false boobs
He with his muscles all aglow
Definitely is not a  noob*


Neither were in line
When brains were dished out**
But he with his attributes
She with her pout

Have made it so far
With money and love
Children they adore
Two turtle doves

*a  person whose participation and interactions display a lack of knowledge. 

**  he is known as being not exactly brain of Britain – a thicko I think was the   
      expression, so is she, except for her designing skills)

Posh and David Beckham

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