Kai Michael Neumann Poet Rhyme

Plastic Jewels

I spent my day shopping for rubies

for my Mommy who wished to mate

misheard though because I was small

asked for boobies instead for her date


the vendour asked me how many

I replied I only had money for one

he offered two small ones instead

in that way cost would not overrun


silicone or saline he wanted to know

water goes well with my rubber duck

I’d like them squeaky please dear Sir

but I can’t say what rhymes with suck


they go with shackles or do they not

would you kindly wrap this small gift

she said about suspense or suspenders

the present has to give her face a lift


then I need two rings but have little dosh

a stud is what she called Dady at night

ripple rings the two have also mentioned

but are the two tit offerings watertight 


must not wet sheets when evening comes

they tell me off when I pee in my pajama 

threaten me with going back into diapers

by the sound there is enough adult drama


cash or plastic the shopkeeper enquired

but you mentioned sodium chloride solution

plastic is like rubber and they’re not using any

and in any case there is quite enough pollution


here is my piggy bank for payment trick or treat

I give you that and can throw in some lubrication

from the night stand to oil this smooth transaction

now I must rush not to miss this eventful occasion


oh one last thing or am I pushing your pleasure

I think Dad needs a penal extension or a trembler

for when he runs out of steam in hot shot pursuit

this party is a treasure hunt they’ll always remember


09th July 2020

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