Best Crack Up Poems

What's happened recently I have to tell. (Hiccup)
Wish I could muddle through without a screw-up.
It starts out at a comic show. (Hiccup)
The stand-up doing jokes was such a crack-up 
my laughter turned to choking then,  (Hiccup)
and from my nose there squirted diet 7-up.
Embarrassed by...

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when you are soaked wet through
        ¿is that the bones of you visible?
   do we need to get closer
      take everything out of context
   out of focus
  ...

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She wandered into the prissy bathroom hating it for its prettiness.
There were all kinds of trinkets and knickknacks
She reached for two, and threw them onto the floor.
The fairy broke into slivers bringing her at least a squeak of satisfaction.

What are you looking at? She demanded...

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INTANGIBLE ASSET – The Transcript

He learned very young rather vaguely very untidily and blissfully unaware. He thought the only reason to do something was to do it differently to establish its difference by his own existence. It sheltered him from the world, kept a certain...

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Who's in my cracker box? 
I found a saltine in here...
And it's ready, for a bowl of hot soup..
Would you like to jump in, and join me? 
I'm ready to crack up, and laugh real hard.
Too much salt floating around in here..
Gotta go..

Who's in my...

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our way to the end of the work day is through
laughter &
as long as we must endure this system’s bull*****absurdity,
where we work for crumbs thrown to us by the 1% of the rich
tossing them to us from the table,
we must get through it
(at the same...

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Mary, Jimmy, and Tommy had a garbage
can lid full of charcoal burning.
  They were Homeless but they had each
other.
  Mary was telling Jimmy how she managed
to get the free charcoal from the Sav-Mart.
  She said, " I always walk in and make...

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"You were frightening, sinister,
You put everything into it
I took a step back
You get better every time
How good can you get?"
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Bureaucrat's wonderland, admin sensational!
Dealing with legions of forms immigrational
Fill 'em out, print 'em out, copy each copy 
Certify, verify, check it's not sloppy
Ensure that your mug-shots' dimensions abide
By strict regulations, for proof bona fide
Designed to deter and deny the defrauder
Tho' he is from England, not...

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My old cat Herman sure looks like vermin
When we douse him with a bucket of water
His teeth start to chatter, gets mad as a hatter 
His master, he'd sure like to slaughter!

With unearthly growls, slinks round on the prowl
For a spot to get back his...

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Sometimes I get muddled
A little confused and mixed up
I come out with funny things
and make everyone crack up

My workmate spent thousands on IVF
I was explaining this one day
but my brain seemed to go absent
and I messed it up my own way

I told my friends about...

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SKETCH OF A WRETCHED WOMAN

She sat there demurely, her eyes closed shut,
With a formidable weight on her mind,
About to crack up like a brittle nut,
She was in a rather tenuous bind -
Her life's interlude from all love resigned;

An immutable fact caused deep heartache,
She had a...

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Poca à poca you crawled
I stood dumb as you fouled
The golden rules
Only heaven knows
Why I stood still and froze
As you sneered and spat
Your rancorous venom all over the place

You forced your way in
Pushed and pushed
Till everyone stepped aside for you
Only for us to be entrapped...

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This is just a freestyle poem
I really don't have much time
I love to sit and wonder 
I crack up every time I rhyme

all you have to do in life 
if you want to get ahead 
is beat your sister up the stairs
on the way to...

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Best friends.
By Feo 

I know that you've been having a rough time lately, just want to remind you that I'm here for you cause your my best friend 

By the way, do you have a minute? I know we're both in a hurry to be...

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