Best Cop Poems

Breasts, boobies, knockers, **** – call them what you will
We are talking about breast cancer – and sadly it can kill

The key to success with catching the disease is early detection
Remember boobies aren’t just funbags to give a fella an ********

Breasts can be appreciated in...

Continue reading...

Alternating red and blue, police car siren blaring.
My heart is thumping wildly. I wave and blow him a kiss, 
But he doesn't notice. He is on the job, not caring.
And since I'm driving slowly, a chance meeting I'm going to miss.

Had he wings, he would...

Continue reading...

He'd swindle fate, but they bought in
protected by a badge' restraint,
the pusher, in a ring, his nose
would deal with any dealing's pose!

So "sell for us" ~ the deputy's roll
& County Attorney "in the know!"
The sentence lightened, they'd absorb,
"be on our team" ~  part of...

Continue reading...

I'm the good bad cop,
I'm good at being bad
My partner is the bad good cop,
he's bad at being good
We make a good team,
we put a scare into the bad guys
Both of us love reading them their rights,
stuffed in a squad car,
playing the "Bad Boys" theme
Get...

Continue reading...

He is a special breed, for a special deed
You would never know by the way that he looks
He has nerves of steel. heart becomes cold
But his goal is a special deed
A renegade, can't always do it by the book'
His life is always on hold

He dress...

Continue reading...

The Warrior, the Artist, the Healer and the Cop

The blood of my ancestors
Flows strongly through four
One is my child
But there are three more.

One is the warrior
Who leans far right.
One is the artist
With visionary sight.
One is the healer
Disease to stop.
And one is my daughter,
The cop.

Each one...

Continue reading...

BLUE EYES AND BLACK FLESH MESH TO COP DOPE

The smoggy air was thick atop a Harlem high rise
The only thing out of place was a boy with blue eyes
He was a youth in search of peace not found at home
And so the boy with blue...

Continue reading...

A traffic cop will make you stop
Because, of course, he can;
And so you sit and seethe inside
Your car or mini-van.

He’ll wave some traffic through
And some pedestrians let pass,
Your foot upon the brake instead
Of stepping on the gas.

He’s hooked on all his power – 
After all,...

Continue reading...

The C.O.P. (Cop On Patrol) by Robert Allison

One day I was driving in my car,
But I hadn't drove very far.
When I was scared out of my might,
By a pair of red and blue lights.

Well, I thought the cop just wanted to race,
But actually it was...

Continue reading...

The other day I was a cruising, right on down the street.
And I did spy a cop car, plainly marked, yes, an SUV.
Now I would swear that I really saw a Lady Cop inside.
A Lady Cop inside an SUV? Yes, that’s what I really saw.

Now...

Continue reading...

Some entrants think I am overly officious, even mean
That’s all right with me, I know I can be rather picky,
So, here are some guidelines when submitting to me
If you follow them carefully, you’ll find me less prickly.

I am inclined to nix your entry to my...

Continue reading...

Good Cop                                           ...

Continue reading...

Never cop out
In order to solve a problem 
one must think like a “cop”
One must go to that single  donut hole
place in his gut and make a rational decision

Cop only to the human heart

Cop to the heart, body mind and soul in order 
...

Continue reading...

Have you ever needed help?  Been car-jacked, beat-up, robbed?
Did local thugs come to your aid, or did they help the mob?
What's that?  Someone took your purse, car keys, and your phone?
Did the thugs come help you then, or leave you all alone

They asked...

Continue reading...

At a spot of roadside, shaded
A predator on the prowl
Concealed itself and waited
for prey to run afoul…

Then, madly, with a dash,
It shot out from the thicket;
Nabbed one prey, in a *flash*
And slapped it with a ticket....

Continue reading...