Best Contst Poems
Poor Viv got caught in his loo
(Was sporting his pink tutu)
His Mrs. was mad
Said you ‘stupid lad -
your hairy thighs still show through!
My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly
chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7
10~07~16
An artist rolls his brush full of vibrant color across a Canvas
A window to a distant world soon forms, a Catalog or Atlas.
A land of curious blooms, and candy floss
Odd bits of colorful stalk brim floating moss.
This land of flamboyant fun, and pinkish bananas.
Last Christmas an ugly old frog
got fat drinking holiday nog.
But I saw him this fall
looking not fat at all -
in bright shorts out taking a jog!
Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst
A masochist plans his own burial
You'd think our man was malarial
But a fallacy it is
'Tis pain that is his
Ado for such an actuarial
Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers
Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain.
Good morning ma’am, how do you do?
How I wish I was going with you
On a trip on a boat
With a sail for a coat
Crossing rain, sky, and windy storms too
Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good **** in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"
In front of a blackboard I walk
Around in my classroom and talk
Of motion and fall,
Gravity on a ball,
My hands and my shirt full of chalk.
October 12, 2016
For vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsored by Viv Wigley
my contst pom - compliant son!
Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!
12th October 2016
A limrick for Viv Wigly,
I had to scrawl my words so Kwigly,
Vino a proposal
Alcohol at disposal
I barf’d and my writing is Sqwigly
10/10/2016
I know a guy from timbuktu.
Who works at his family zoo.
Has body odor so strong,
That could shock Mr. King Kong.
Bo put on a mask and muu muu.
muu•muu ('mu?mu)
n., pl. -muus.
a long, loose-hanging dress, usu. brightly
colored or patterned.
10-09-16
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor: Viv Wigley
a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass
10/08/16
My Contst Pom
‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash
08th October 2016
Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa,
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!
10-12-16
I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck.