Best Choo Poems

There once was a man who took issue
With using his sleeve as a tissue
Handkerchiefs hadn't any
And head colds too many
Could not blow his schnoz if he wished to!...

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Dark skies prevailing
Rain puddles icing over
Jack Frost clamping down

Sweaters change to coats
Canopies falling like snow 
Crystals flake windshields

Arctic winds howling
Blizzard skating upon us
Prepare to shovel

Mustaches frozen
Watery eyes show the chill
Sore noses galore

August 25, 2016...

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Five little ants, chugging along
Alternatively, perhaps it was six, hard to tell
I saw no engine nor did I see a caboose
Saw no little smoke stack belching smoke
Nor did I hear a whistle blow
However, these little fellows were sure determined
To get where they were going
Or perhaps...

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Choo choo trains are so much fun
As they puff along the tracks
Full of happy clickety clack sounds
With a little caboose on the back

Chugging along up and down hills
Singing some happy wee ditty
His name is Choo Choo Charlie
Bringing country folks to the city

They're always in a...

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Sometimes, as you shoot the breeze,
You’ll be startled by a sneeze.
Even walking up the stairs,
It can catch you unawares.

With no allergies or colds,
Sneezing often still unfolds.
It may happen for no reason;
Some lay blame upon the season.

Sneezes serve to help remind us
That the forces which designed...

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How is this possible?
Can this be true?

That me i weigh so
much more than you.

Yet i sit atop your
fluffy mound,

And still you come no
where to touching the ground.

So i thank you now for 
this soft warm bed,

For because of my small size,
below i'd surely be dead.

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The train whistle puffs
Frail familiarity
A world passes by
Muffled train sounds die away
White clouds of smoke drift behind...

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The trains are always on time
One running north
One running south
On the same track
It makes perfect sense when they collide
Who are we to question business practice
Authority is always right up and down the line
Little Bambi nibbles grass between the rails
Poor thing doesn't understand mass transit
East and...

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( A parody to be sang to the tune of  " Say I Do "
  from the musical Mamma Mia )

You've got a cold
And your nose
You should blow it!

Oh A-choo!
A-choo. A-choo. A-choo. A-choo. A-choo.

Your throat's rough 
And dry and you have
Puffy eyes!

Oh A-choo!
You...

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The TV’s raving the Mexicana flew choo
The trains gathering a head chaaaaaaa chooo.

The government needs a new control to
stop the immigrations flow to…..
It’s amazing the lengths I think they’ll go to
The trains gathering a head chaaaaaaa chooo
Body aches are screaming too
perhaps, I have the swine...

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Hopping on the me too choo choo
Generated a lot of power
By many who were wronged it's true
But could that mighty power sour?

Some might join for easy money
A case or two already haunt
The me too choo choo could derail
And nobody gets what they want!...

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R ed River Valley and Southern
A labama Tennessee
I llinois Central
L ouisiana Southern
R io Valley Switching
O regon Pacific
A llegheny Valley
D enver Rock Island

T exas Pacifico
R ochester and Southern
A lamo Gulf Coast
C arolina Coastal
K ansas City Southern
S eminole Gulf


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"AHHH CHOO"

Nasal passages
Nose is running away from...
Me "AHHH CHOO" I sneezed

11/21/17
BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR....

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Choo, Choo!

Trains
Go fast
Transporting
People and goods
To diverse places
Where men have built the rails
Throughout countries of the world
Vacation tours on trains are fun.
Urban or rural, it matters not.
The Choo, choo, trains singsround the bend... Whooah! whooah!

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010

Poetic form:  Etheree...

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fee- foo she wanna groove
give her space
so she can move
caught the beat cause the beat is funky
drop down
like ah funky monkey
study bouis
to pass yo' test
caught the groove when the
beat is fresh
dance a little
shang ah ling
come on baby
won't you do yo' thang

skop woop dee- dah dough
nappy...

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