Best Chimp Poems

There once was a chimp named Francisco
Who loved to eat gooey Crisco
When given the chance
He'd laugh and then dance
The waltz, the tango, and disco....

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from his abc's
to that freaky billy jean

came a pop star 
for all to love and see

from the apollo's stage
wondered if you were ready for screaming...

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Kinky boots ... 
kicking naked truth
Stripped bare
down to the nightshade roots

Temptress gaze ... 
collecting laundered money 
off the dirty parquet

Her pay-for-play
get the tilted short cups
ice...

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Jeff Kyser
Andrea Dietrich 

Jeff Kyser is my kind of mind, 
His humor sense witty and wide -
So often frenetic 
But deep and poetic -
Loose...

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An awful aardvark ate anchovies against all advice.
Besides belching beyond belief, he bit bitter banana boats.
Charlie Chimp cackled curiously, convinced
Delicious delectable desserts did damage.
 
Enormous...

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“Chickery Chick Cha-la Cha-la”
Was a happy little ditty
From days gone by, my how time flies
Those words were warm and witty

“Lamsey dotes and dosey doats”
Brings back...

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No accounting for 
taste
What you dislike
and called a waste
is what I like

You call 
cheese,honey
I called it bitter pill
You prefer a monkey
while chimp makes 
me chill

You...

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Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who...

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HOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied...

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EVENT PLANNER:
Party
Smarty

AWARDS BANQUET:
Winner
Dinner

STUCK-UP SUPERMODEL:
Snotty
Hotty

CHEERFUL DAD:
Happy
Pappy

TODDLER WITH A SNACK:
Munchin'
Munchkin

HYPERACTIVE CHIMP:
Spunky
Monkey

A SWEET TREAT:
Tummy 
Yummy


1/21/2013...

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Which Heritage Should I Embrace?

By Elton Camp

According to what some scientists say
Little different from a chimp is my DNA

“From common ancestors you both came.
Evolution is...

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A group of animals very close to a strawberry farm was spotted by a female fairy, one early evening.  She was delighted for seeing,...

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Yesterday I did some reading on the human genome
Within each of us are 23 pairs of chromosomes
All composed of adelaide, cytosine, guanine, and thymine
By all,...

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Final Lullaby
by Michael R. Burch

for my mother, Christine Ena Burch

Sleep peacefully—for now your suffering’s over.

Sleep peacefully—immune to all distress,
like pebbles unaware of raging waves.

Sleep peacefully—like...

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ANIMAL FOOTLES

JOYFUL FISH
Happy Crappie

SMART CHAMELEON
Lizard Wizard

DRUNKEN RHINOCEROS
Rhino Wino

UPBEAT DOLPHIN
Chipper Flipper

OVERWEIGHT CHIMP
Chunky Monkey

BUNNY'S ADDICTION
Rabbit Habit

ALE FOR A DOE
Deer Beer

A GEEKY  OWL
Bird Nerd



written January 26th for...

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