Best Carbohydrate Poems

C is for the Cellulite on my hips dear
A is for my Abs which got so big
R is for the Rich food I've been eating
B is for the Bingeing like a pig
O is for the Oval shape of my body
H is for the Humungous meals...

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Carbohydrate, pleased to meet you.
How happily I greet you.
Pull up a chair, let me seat you.
And now, I will eat you....

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