What We Eat

The vegans eat their vegetables, The carnivores their meat. The gluten-haters stay away From foods containing wheat. The carbohydrate shunners Won’t eat pasta, cake or bread But can eat a pound of bacon, Not the healthiest, instead. Organic fruits and veggies, Plus organic milk and cheese Are believed to lengthen life, although There are no guarantees. There are those who don’t eat dairy; There are those who don’t eat pork. There are some who just use chopsticks And reject the knife and fork. There are decaf coffee drinkers; Others guzzle their caffeine. Everybody has a preference When it comes to their cuisine. So I’ll eat the foods I relish And you eat the foods you choose Since we both have the option, when offered One another's repast, to refuse.