Carbohydrate

C is for the Cellulite on my hips dear A is for my Abs which got so big R is for the Rich food I've been eating B is for the Bingeing like a pig O is for the Oval shape of my body H is for the Humungous meals I eat Y is for You telling me I'm too fat dear D is for Down below I can't see my feet R is for the Raisins on my sundae A is for the Apple in my pie T is for the Tons of stuff I've eaten E is for the Edibles without red dye Put them altogether they spell CARBOHYDRATE They can make you physically unfit So, I am sitting here and wondering Just how many are in my banana split.