Best Butlers Poems
Naked ButlersA company wants naked butlers,
all handsome, well toned, looking tough,
to carry out duties around people's homes
besides apron, they'll be in the buff.
I've not filled out an application,
my chance of success being slim,
unlike, I must say how I look nude today
as my Doctor would tell you,...
Continue reading...
Categories:
butlers, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Blood Shall Ring the Butlers CallBlood shall ring the butlers call
Step into the parlor
the fires spent, still burn
Painted in the faded tint,
nightmare shades to turn
Broken slabs of conscience,
rotted to the core
Splintered in a thousand words
never heard before
Gears abide the grinding,
slapping to the beat
Shards of incandescent lights
flavoring...
Continue reading...
Categories:
butlers, horror,
Form:
Rhyme