Best Butlers Poems

A company wants naked butlers,
all handsome, well toned, looking tough,
to carry out duties around people's homes
besides apron, they'll be in the buff.
I've not filled out...

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Blood shall ring the butlers call    


Step into the parlor
the fires spent, still burn
Painted in the faded tint,
nightmare shades to turn

Broken slabs...

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Little Tufty Dore Mouse.

Little Tufty Dore Mouse lives on the Butlers farm.
He spends his day a scurrying between the house and barn.
But Mr Butler farmer...

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Of 
splendid 
thrones of 
gold
Of 
treasures 
manifold

Of Sultans 
and Shahs
Of Emirs 
and Rajahs

Of 
jewelled 
caskets
or lavish 
banquets

Of 
sparkling 
crowns
and 
flowing 
gowns

Of kings 
and queens
Rulers and...

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Drama centered on an aristocratic British family in
Old times- early twentieth century
Waited on by butlers, footmen, maids and valets
Noble families lived wrapped in luxury, night...

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Turkeys in November
the horrors they remember
The definite dinner plans
that turkeys just don't understand
This dining for a cause
Thanksgiving a regretable clause
a life that finds a sudden...

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Fell out of a limousine
Drunk out of mind
Spoiled
Filthy rich
Child
In time


He loved
All his toys
Then a woman
Showed him other joys
Sweet, just close your eyes

On champagne dreams
Wearing butlers...

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'Twas at the home of Governors
with pink champagne in hand
I asked them all to take their chairs
still restless, I did stand

I began to speak on...

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If I was a doggy in a rich family ~ most certainly I’d be pedigree   

crowned in robes of exquisite luxury ~ diamond...

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While Walking Through The Meadow.

While walking through the meadow I heard the strangest sound.
What can it be? I cannot see, is it underground?
There it goes...

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An Unwelcome Surprise at the Family Reunion

By Elton Camp 

“We certainly do hope that all his descendents will choose
To attend the reunion of the family...

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SLIDING FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP
   (APROPOS MLK: 3)

Lingering in the spaces of time, standing
On the muddy banks of reality, wandering souls
Chase the dream...

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Old McDonald had a farm
I visited one fine day
Coerced the animals into my van
Then quickly drove away

Drove them all back to my house
To be Butlers...

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as I jogged down lakeshore dr
i drank hot chocolate as swan
took a dive the water was so cold 
as old men played chess 

the ferris...

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What is there too say now?
What is there to do this evening?
Nothing for I am without you,
I remember you, when my eyes first looked upon...

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