Who's That Doggy

If I was a doggy in a rich family ~ most certainly I’d be pedigree crowned in robes of exquisite luxury ~ diamond studded collars chauffeur driven Bentley's Butlers would serve me on platters of silver and gold~ I’d snub the commoners with an airy nose ~surely other tails would want to steal my throne ~ so hold ya doggy bones~ I’d rather be alone if I was a doggy in a poor family~oh my God ~ that would be catastrophe not a single bread crumb wouldever fall for me~ I’d be skeleton and bones roaming aimlessly ... If I was a doggy in a happy family ~ my joy would be waging quite excitedly my tongue would be hanging out ~as I run and play ~ my bowl of chow would include ~ warm smiles each day ~ ya know As long as hugs and pats keep coming my way~that’s where this doggy is gonna stay~ what ya say