Sad Taie of Bullfrog King

Here is the sad tale of the moronic bullfrog king He may be royal, but he is a ding-dong-ding-a-ling. He cannot tie his shoes, drive a car or even sing. Whistling is out, he is a lackadaisical old thing. He has a name, but he does not answer to it. For he does not remember it day-to-day, not one bit. Majestic maids and butlers are much smarter than he. He does not even hit the toilet when he takes a ….. He has no friends, but his court is always full. People can steal his riches with a tug and a pull. For he does not notice as they grab his watch. No robbery there ever had even one small botch. Lickety-split here he comes, so pretend to bow. He will either ride in on a donkey, pelican or cow. He is the oddest bullfrog king we have ever had. And this was all said by his mom and dad.